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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, May 18, 2010.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu jaribu kuchangamsha akili kidogo ipate afya'!

    A: If you were to put a coin into an empty bottle and then insert a cork into the neck, how could you remove the coin without taking out the cork or breaking the bottle?

    B: An electric train is traveling southwest at 95 miles per hour, and the wind is blowing north east at 95 miles per hour. In which direction does the smoke blow?

    C: Two men were being tried for murder. The jury found one man guilty and the other innocent. The judge turned to the guilty man and said, "Even though your guilt has been established, the law compels me to set you free." How could such a bizarre judgement occur?

    D: How many times can you subtract the number 5 from 25?

    E: A man is wearing black. Black shoes, socks, trousers, jumper, gloves, and balaclava. He is walking down a black street with all the street lamps off. A black car is coming toward him with its lights off too, but somehow manages to stop in time. How did the driver see the man?





    Majibu (Highlight A to E):
    A: Just push in the cork and get out your coin
    B: Electric train does not give out smoke (i.e. no fuel is being burnt!)
    C: The two men were conjoined (siamese) twin brothers!
    D: Once. After subtracting 5 from 25, you remain with 20.
    E: It was daytime
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Nakupa mji nenda DODOMA. Tupe majibu!!!
     
  3. Kapwila Matulu

    Kapwila Matulu JF-Expert Member

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    A:

    B:The smoke blow southwest as well, ie in the direction of exhaust system.

    C:

    D: 5 is subtracted from 25 for infinite number of times.

    E:
     
  4. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    B. treni ya umeme haina moshi

    D. nadhani mara moja tu
     
  5. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    So far, tayari tuna majibu ya masali mawili. Just try to think differently!
     
  6. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Dom kubaya bana! Hebu jaribu hata hilo la kwanza (A)!
     
  7. Nkamangi

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    A: I couldn't, I am not David Blaine
    B: The train is electric, no smoke
    C: Someone is blackmailing the judge
    D: Once
    E: It was day time
     
  8. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hapo kwenye E, umenikosha....unakula 'kiti moto' nikualike migombani siku moja? Sasa tumeshajibu maswali matatu. Bado mawili tu!
     
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    Kitimoto is my favorite source of protein, migombani is my favorite place to be. Cha wapi? Kiboroloni?
     
  10. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi fake vya hapa Dar...lakini unapata some flovours za 'Kiboriloni'!
     
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    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Unyonye ukononze!!(kIBO ALONE) Tupe jibu la A..naona jibu Langu looks like a joke!
     
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    Onyonya Ukunonze is the right spelling.
     
  13. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Majibu yapo pale juu. Sehemu nilipo andika 'Majibu' fanya kama unaselect herufi A mpaka E, utaona yanasomeka (nimeandika kwenye white colour ndio maana huwezi kuyaona bila ku-highlight kwanza!).
     
  14. Azikiwe

    Azikiwe Senior Member

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    Chiboko.
     
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    Duh! Mkuu hii imetulia..thanx kwa kuchangamsha akili...!!!
     
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