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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Feb 8, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    Q: What's the difference between a cricketer and a condom?
    A: The cricketer drops the catch, and the condom catches the drop

    Q: What is the difference between riding a bicycle and riding a woman?
    A: To ride a bicycle you fix your ass and move your legs. To ride a woman you fix your legs and move your ass

    Q: What three things are common between the sun and a woman's underwear?
    A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

    Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
    A: Because they are tired of using their own

    Q: What's common between men and video?
    A: Both go backward... forward...backward...forward... stop and eject

    Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
    A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come you are in big trouble

    7 qualities to be a perfect woman:
    Beautiful,
    Responsible,
    Energetic,
    Adorable,
    Sweet,
    Truthful
    Self-Organised
    In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

    Q: Who is a gynecologist?
    A: He is the only fool on the earth who looks for problems in a place where most people find pleasure!
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. Very perfect
     
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