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Chemsha akili upate jibu sahihi!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by EMEDNEY, Sep 26, 2012.

  1. EMEDNEY

    EMEDNEY Member

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    [h=5]Chemsha akili yako unipe jibu la swali hili. Chemsha bongo, nicheupe kama barafu na Ni cheusi kama giza, kuliwa ni HARAMU na kunywa ni HALALI, kina herufi (5) na kinaanza na herufi (M) Kinatumiwa na wanaume mara tatu kwa siku na kinatumiwa na wanawake mara moja katika umri wao, Je, ni kitu gani hicho?[/h]
     
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    mh! me bado mdogo!
     
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    Nimejaribu kuchemsha akili, nimechemsha ndugu yangu.
     
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    Hakuna kitu kama hicho
     
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    Nenda CCM
     
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    deni Senior Member

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    duh hiyo si nanihii hiyo! Naijua tu.! M...
     
  8. Shaffin Simbamwene

    Shaffin Simbamwene Verified User

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    widhi mthupu
     
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    Jibu ni MFANO

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    Hebu tiririka dada, MFANO ukunywaje, wanaume wanautumiaje mara tatu kwa siku, je wanawake wanautumiaje mara moja kwa maisha yao, hebu funguka mamaaa!
     
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    Mkuu nimeshemsha akili mwisho nimejisahau hadi imeungua, hebu tupe jibu sisi wengine tuliokimbia darasani kipindi cha kiswahili
     
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    Jibu ni MTOTO
     
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    Tukupe mjii.
     
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    Waheed nsaidie basi me ndo nimebahtisha

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    Hapa wote tumechemka hebu tupe jibu.
     
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    akil isha fulumia... Ebb 2jib af tuone!
     
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    Kiny JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu jamaa mwizi tu achana naye haonekani hata kujibu post za watu inaonekana tu alitaka kuwachosha watu pole sana ndugu zangu mi hapa nahama narudi jukwaa la gospel na education
     
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    Calmsam New Member

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    Wizi mtupu
     
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    yaan mie nimemsubir aje atoe jib hajitokez, sijui kaenda kupiga mambo yetu yale!!!

    hakuna kitu km hicho
     
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