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Chekechea graduation

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Natty Bongoman, Dec 22, 2008.

  1. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Ni siku ya mwisho kwa watoto wa chekechea moja. Watoto walimletea mwalimu wao zawadi...

    Mtoto wa muuza maua akampa kajibunda:
    Mwalimu (akitabasamu): "Aaahsante! Mie nahisi, umineletea maua"
    Mtoto akishangaa: "We umejuaje?"
    Mwalimu (bado akitabasamu): "Aaah, nimebahatisha tu."

    Kisha, Mtoto wa muuza mapombe (makonyagi na mawhisky) akampa kajibunda. Hicho kibunda kilikua kinavuja kidogo. Mwalimu naye akagusa mvujo, na akanyonya kidole chake akionja…

    Mwalimu (akitabasamu): "Aaahsante! Hivi umineletea mvinyo?"
    Mwanafunzi (akisisimka): "Hapana"
    Mwalimu naye akarudia kuonja tena… :
    Mwalimu: "Haya sasa mie nimeshindwa kubunia, hebu niambie ulichoneletea."
    Mwanafunzi (msisimko ukimfanya aruke-ruke): "Chiboa! Mtoto wa mbwa wetu."
     
  2. MwalimuZawadi

    MwalimuZawadi JF-Expert Member

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    Natty_Bongoman
    Teh teh teh Ina maana yale majimaji niliyolamba nimkonyagi ama Chiboa alikuwa amerekebisha mambo?
     
  3. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, huyo teacher alikuwa mlevi kweli! Yaani hata harufu ya mkojo wa mbwa kashindwa kuing'amua? Au alidhani ni harufu ya aina mpya ya mvinyo?
     
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    Tikerra JF-Expert Member

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    Oh yes,Chekechea nao wanapograduate!
     
  5. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaa... pole Mwalimu, basi anza kunusanusa kabla ya kulamba
     
  6. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa ... hiyo ni kali
     
  7. Calnde

    Calnde JF-Expert Member

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    Hii Mwakyembe haipendi kabisa......
     
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