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Cheke Chea

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 25, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Mwalimu aliuliza swali wanafunzi wa chekechea wakawa wanajibu.

    Mwalimu: Sehemu gani ya mwili mtu akifa inaenda mbinguni?

    Mwanafunzi 1: Roho ndio inaenda.

    Mwanafunzi 2: Moyo.

    Mwanafunzi 3: Miguu.

    Mh! Mwalimu alistuka akauliza "enhe kwa nini miguu?"

    Mwanafunzi wa 3 akajibu...

    "Jana nliona mama kanyoosha miguu juu uku akisema "oh God am coming... Huku baba kamlalia juu asiende"
     
  2. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh!!!!!
     
  3. LeopoldByongje

    LeopoldByongje JF-Expert Member

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    Mtoto aliitwa Mboya. Mwallimu wake wa kike kamuuliza. Mtoto unaitwa nani? kikamjibu kwa kusitasita kikiinamisha kichwa chini huku kikiuma kidole Mbo-oya - Mwalimu.
     
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    Gari bovu Member

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    hii imenichana mbavu aisee
     
  5. Mtende

    Mtende JF-Expert Member

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    uhuhuhu kwikwikwi mi hoooi
     
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