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chekaaaa time.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by asakuta same, Jan 17, 2012.

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    asakuta same JF-Expert Member

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    nimepata uvivu kupitia hapa km imeshawahi kutolewa ,ikiwa hivyo basi ipotezee.


    Pedejee mmoja alienda na mkewe
    muziki, akapita binti mzuri akamsalimia,
    mkewe akamuuliza ,’Yule nani?’
    Akajibu ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo yangu’.
    Mke akaja juu,’Nataka talaka yangu’.
    Pedeshe akajibu, ’Powa ntakupa, lakini kumbuka safari za kwenda Uchina na
    Dubai ndio zitakuwa basi tena, na ishu
    za kwenda saluni mara mbili kwa wiki
    utazikosa, sijui utakuwa unatumia gari
    gani maana sitakuachia gari hata moja’.
    Mama kakaa kimya. Akapita binti mwingine, Pedeshe kamwambia
    mkewe ‘Huyo nyumba ndogo ya rafiki
    yangu’. Mke wa pedeshe
    akasema,’Mhhh huyu wala siyo mzuri
    kama nyumba ndogo yetu!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    loooo...huo ni unyanyasaji!
     
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    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa!!!!
    aseeee!!!
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahaha!
     
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    Mchaka Mchaka JF Bronze Member

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    [h=6]BAADA ya shughuli kitandani mwanamke akataka kumuadhiri mpenzi wake akamwambia.
    MWANAMKE: Huna lolote kumbe maneno yote yale 'gitaa lako dogo namna hii'!!!
    MANAUME AKAJIBU: Sawa unajua sikujiandaa kwa sababu sikudhani kuwa nitatumbuiza kwenye uwanja mkubwa wa Taifa!!
    [/h]
     
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    sakapal JF-Expert Member

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    mwemwee mwe!
     
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    Jeji JF-Expert Member

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    duh....!!!!!!!
     
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    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    eti sio mzuri kama nyumba ndogo yetu
    toooba! kanyoosha maelezo mwenyewe
    fedha fedhea
     
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    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    Hela mwanaume...lol
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahah eti nyumba ndogo yetu
     
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    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    Waswahili wanasema (fedha fedhea)
     
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    Geo Gambi Member

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    Alikuwa anataka leta muchezo na MAPESA
     
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