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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mahmood, Apr 6, 2012.

  1. Mahmood

    Mahmood JF-Expert Member

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    Woman finds Aladdin's magic lamp.

    She starts rubbing it.

    Genie comes out as usual.

    Woman looks at Genie and

    asks him to grant her a wish:

    I want my husband to have eyes only for me ~

    I want to be the only one in his life ~

    I want him to sleep always by my side ~

    I want that when he gets up in the morning

    I'm the first thing he grabs and

    takes me wherever he goes."


    Genie turned her into a BlackBerry ! ! !
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, itakua ni blackbery curve
     
  3. M

    MAGATA Member

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    Wounderfull
     
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    Wakumwitu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii kali tena.
     
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    Mdogo wake Member

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    ujinga huo
     
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    Mshuza2 JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo BlackBerry itakuwa bold 900 smart phone!
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Km wewe
     
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    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    maweeeeeeeeeee
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Amepewa alichoomba.
     
  10. MNYISANZU

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    Halua!
     
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