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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Me370, Mar 25, 2012.

  1. Me370

    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    Wakazi wa MBAGALA wanagombania usafiri wa basi kama kawaida yao, bibi1 alipanda bila shida akapata SITI alianza kulia sana,konda akamuuliza
    "bibi unalia nini sasa" Bibi akajibu" miaka yote 35 niliyoishi mbagala cjawahi kupata siti leo ndio siku ya kwanza"ABIRIA Wakamwambia hiyo siti ni ya dereva bibi nyanyuka tuondoke!! Je? utamsaidiaje.
     
  2. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh
     
  3. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    imerudi kwa mara ya tatu
     
  4. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    marudio
     
  5. toghocho

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    dah, mimi nilikuwa sijawahi kuiona, nimecheeeeeeeeeeka!!! nice one
     
  6. Me370

    Me370 JF-Expert Member

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    A lie detector robot* **
    A Dad buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie.
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    *He decides to test it at dinner.
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    *"Son, where were you today?"
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    *The son says "at school dad."
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    *Robot slaps the son!
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    *"Ok, I watched a DVD at my friends house!" the son says
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    *"What DVD?" asks the father
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    *"Toy story."
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    *Robot slaps the son again!
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    *"Ok, it was a p#rno" cries the son.
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    *"What!? When I was your age I didn't know what p#RN was" says the dad.
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    *Robot slaps the dad!
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    *Mom laughs "Ha Ha Ha! He's certainly your son."
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    *Robot slaps the mom.
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    *Pin drop Silence.*
     
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    Skype JF-Expert Member

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    Remix!!
     
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    Skype JF-Expert Member

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    Remix!!
     
  9. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    dizaini kama mazaa kachit!!
     
  10. driller

    driller JF-Expert Member

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    sio dizain kama maza kachit.. kama kweli robot anasema kweli then kweli maza kachit au nia je...!
     
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