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Cheka Unenepe!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Song'ito, Nov 6, 2011.

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    Song'ito JF-Expert Member

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    Dada mwenye mtoto mchanga aliingia ndani ya basi kupitia mlango ulio karibu na dereva, dereva alipomwona mtoto wake akamwambia

    " Hakya nani tena dada sijawahi kuona mtoto mwenye sura mbaya kama huyu wa kwako… sipati picha baba ake atakuwaje"

    Mdada akiwa amekasirika akaenda nyuma kabisa ya basi akakaa karibu na baba mmoja mtu wa makamo. Dada akamwambia yule baba "dereva wa gari amenidhalilisha sana leo kwa kweli"

    Huyo baba wa karibu yake akamwambia "usikubali hata, nenda mbele kamwambie ukweli, na wakati unaenda unaweza kuniachia huyo nyani wako nikuangalizie"

    Dada akazimia



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    Watu watatu waliokuwa wanasafiri kupitia jangwani walikwama katikati ya jangwa baada ya gari yao kuharibika…wakahangaika sana bila mafanikio ili wajiokoe lakini hawakufanikiwa…wakiwa wamekata tamaa wakatokewa na malaika na kuwaambia kila mmoja aseme kitu chochote anachotaka na atatimiziwa.

    Wa kwanza akasema anataka awe nyumbani, mara akawa nyumbani kwake mda ule ule..

    Wa pili vile vile akataka awe nyumbani ikawa hivyo....

    Wa tatu yeye baada ya kufikiria akasema, " nipo mpweke sana, natamani ningekuwa na rafiki zangu" mara ghafla bin vuu wakawa wote watatu jangwani tena.

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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    ah haaa haaa haaa...................masikiiini dada wa watu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa teh teh teh
     
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    ndyoko JF-Expert Member

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    nimetosheka ngoja niende mjini sasa!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Umeamua kukimbia
     
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    MyTz JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahah...
    ............... nyani wako nikuangalizie!
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    sijajua ugomvi wake ulikuwaje.
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Huyu jamaa wa kumuomba nakumbuka kisa cha nabii fulani hahahahaha,noma tupu. Nalog off
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    nakusaidia ku sign out kabisa
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Fanya hivyo. Nalog off
     
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    joramjason JF-Expert Member

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    Angesema niachie wassira wako nikuangalizie
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Nice 9t.
     
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    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    Hayo unayachokoza mapya najimwaga town simo nolog off
     
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    serio JF-Expert Member

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    daaah?
     
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    Mmasi Senior Member

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    Ka mi ningesema "haya huyapa nyani mwezako" nadhani angekufa.
     
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    burtons JF-Expert Member

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    ttheee theeeee1111111111
     
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    Masilingi P New Member

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    Mamaaa mbavuzangu
     
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