2my
JF-Expert Member
- Jan 30, 2010
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One evening a
> husband and wife were in bed.
> > The husband was
> reading a book, and the wife was watching TV.
> The husband reaches over and puts his hand in
> his wife's panties
> then withdraws his hand.
> The wife was
> surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was
> in the mood for a little love.
> A short time
> later the husband again
> reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws
> his hand.
> > Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is
> "in the mood."
> She decides to
> wait for him to touch her a third time
> and then she will know for
> sure. Sure enough, the husband repeats *the
> move.*
> She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready
> for what she is sure will be her
> husband's amorous dvances.
>> Her husband, still reading his book,
> is surprised when she says, "Dear, I'm all
> ready!"The husband asks, "For
> what?"
> She says, "Well,
> for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times
> in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm
> ready!" The husband replies,
> "Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my
> fingers so I could turn the
> pages..."
> husband and wife were in bed.
> > The husband was
> reading a book, and the wife was watching TV.
> The husband reaches over and puts his hand in
> his wife's panties
> then withdraws his hand.
> The wife was
> surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was
> in the mood for a little love.
> A short time
> later the husband again
> reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws
> his hand.
> > Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is
> "in the mood."
> She decides to
> wait for him to touch her a third time
> and then she will know for
> sure. Sure enough, the husband repeats *the
> move.*
> She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready
> for what she is sure will be her
> husband's amorous dvances.
>> Her husband, still reading his book,
> is surprised when she says, "Dear, I'm all
> ready!"The husband asks, "For
> what?"
> She says, "Well,
> for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times
> in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm
> ready!" The husband replies,
> "Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my
> fingers so I could turn the
> pages..."
