One evening a > husband and wife were in bed. > > The husband was > reading a book, and the wife was watching TV. > The husband reaches over and puts his hand in > his wife's panties > then withdraws his hand. > The wife was > surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was > in the mood for a little love. > A short time > later the husband again > reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws > his hand. > > Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is > "in the mood." > She decides to > wait for him to touch her a third time > and then she will know for > sure. Sure enough, the husband repeats *the > move.* > She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready > for what she is sure will be her > husband's amorous dvances. >> Her husband, still reading his book, > is surprised when she says, "Dear, I'm all > ready!"The husband asks, "For > what?" > She says, "Well, > for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times > in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm > ready!" The husband replies, > "Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my > fingers so I could turn the > pages..."