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cheka kidogo!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by 2my, Aug 20, 2010.

  1. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    One evening a
    > husband and wife were in bed.
    > > The husband was
    > reading a book, and the wife was watching TV.
    > The husband reaches over and puts his hand in
    > his wife's panties
    > then withdraws his hand.
    > The wife was
    > surprised by this and thought perhaps her husband was
    > in the mood for a little love.
    > A short time
    > later the husband again
    > reaches into his wife's panties then withdraws
    > his hand.
    > > Now the wife is almost sure that her husband is
    > "in the mood."
    > She decides to
    > wait for him to touch her a third time
    > and then she will know for
    > sure. Sure enough, the husband repeats *the
    > move.*
    > She leaves the bed, removes her clothes, and returns ready
    > for what she is sure will be her
    > husband's amorous dvances.
    >> Her husband, still reading his book,
    > is surprised when she says, "Dear, I'm all
    > ready!"The husband asks, "For
    > what?"
    > She says, "Well,
    > for sex, dear! You've fingered me three times
    > in the last 5 minutes, and now I'm
    > ready!" The husband replies,
    > "Huh? Sex?? I was just wetting my
    > fingers so I could turn the
    > pages..."
     
  2. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    He has no saliva to wet his fingers!!!:becky::becky::becky:
     
  3. PhD

    PhD JF-Expert Member

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    inaonekana huyo mother ana zile tunazoita zimetota a.k.a majimaji
     
  4. Ngalikihinja

    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa inaitwa ........KIDIMBWI...........
     
  5. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    a.k.a kibwawa!!!
     
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    Dick JF-Expert Member

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    mi chichemi!
     
  7. TzPride

    TzPride JF-Expert Member

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    huyo mama ana tu-dawasa aisee!
     
  8. 2my

    2my JF-Expert Member

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    na tu-dawasco kabaisa!!!!!!!
     
  9. Salha

    Salha Senior Member

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    he! dick hilo jina lako linanikumbusha mfalme sinsin
     
  10. M

    Matulanya Member

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    Alikuwa na nini Cha zaidi Mfalme Sinsin?
     
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