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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by piper, Feb 24, 2012.

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    piper JF-Expert Member

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    FIVE CASES THAT MAKE YOU GO OUCH!!
    CASE-1

    Interviewer to Millionaire :
    To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?
    Millionaire : I owe everything to my wife.
    Interviewer: Wow, she must be some woman.
    What were you before you married her?
    Millionaire: A billionaire.

    CASE-2

    Wife: Why do you always carry my photo in your wallet?
    Husband : When there is a problem, no matter how big,
    I look at your photo and the problem disappears.
    Wife : You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
    Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself,
    "What other problem can be greater than this one?"

    CASE-3

    Q - What is the difference between a mother and a wife?


    A - One woman brings you into this world crying.... ......the other ensures you continue to do so.

    CASE-4

    Wife : Do you want dinner?
    Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
    Wife : Yes and No.

    CASE-5

    Wife: Honey..... What are you looking for?
    Husband : Nothing.
    Wife: Nothing...?? You have been reading our marriage
    certificate for an hour !!

    Husband: I was just looking for the expiry date.

    JUST KEEP IT 4 FUNNY[​IMG][​IMG]

     
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    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe teh tehe namba 2 umeua !:juggle:
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna siku nilikuwa napata vichamba koo vya mawazo bar moja Sinza mara nikasikia matarumbeta kwa sana tu kumbe ilikuwa harusi, ghafla meza ya jirani yangu palikuwa na wazee flani umri wa kustaafu hv nikasikia mzee moja anasema "jamaa anapeleka matatizo ndani" wote wakacheka na kumsapoti, basi amin usiamin mimi mpaka leo napata tabu kupeleka matatizo ndani namaliza juu kwaju!
     
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