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cHeKA kiDoGo tuuu, inatosha sana

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by bampami, Jan 8, 2012.

  1. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Hebu cheka
    kidogo,,usinune usiku huu. Mke wa Kelvin anajivunia
    mume mtulivu, hashindi baa
    na hatongozi
    videmu. Akitoka kazini
    huenda kucheza basketball
    na hurudi nyakati za dinner. Siku moja mkewe
    akamhurumia. Anachoka
    na kazi. Mtu gani
    asiyependa starehe japo
    kidogo? Mke akamlazimisha
    outing, Kelvin akabisha lakini taxi ikafika.
    Gonga Club & Lodge. Walipofika mlangoni tu,
    mlinzi akaita, Mambo Kelvin!
    Poa
    Nilidhani huwa huji club,
    inakuwaje mlinzi
    anakufahamu? mke akauliza
    Yule mgambo, mchana
    analinda ofisini kwetu,
    usiku anapiga part time
    hapa akajibu Kelvin. Wakachagua meza. Kukaa
    tu tayari mhudumu
    ameshaleta castle lager.
    Akamuuliza mama
    anakunywa nini. Mhudumu
    alipoondoka mama akauliza,
    amejuaje unakunywa castle
    kama hakufahamu? Wakati Kelvin anajikanyaga
    aanze vipi kujitetea,
    mhudumu wa vyumba
    akawa amefika na kuuliza.
    Mkuu kama kawaida
    nimekuandalia namba tano, nendeni tu vinywaji
    nitawaletea huko huko Kufikia hapo mama akawa
    hana simile tena,
    akanyanyuka akitukana
    kama
    chizi. Akatoka nje mbio na
    kuingia katika taxi iliyokuwepo pale.
    Wakati anapatana bei na
    dereva, Kelvin naye
    akaingia. Mama
    yakamporomoka matusi
    kibao na kilio juu. Alipovuta kamasi na kupiga
    kwikwi akamsikia dereve
    anasema. Duh, eee bwana Kelvin
    huyu malaya uliyeokota leo
    balaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Mamaa
    akazimiaaaazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
     
  2. K

    Kinega ment Member

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    kwi kwi kwi kwi
     
  3. Mwakalinga Y. R

    Mwakalinga Y. R Tanzanite Member

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    haa haa haa kweli Jf ni zaidi ya social netiweki...
     
  4. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    lol! makubwa umetisha mzee
     
  5. Nyaluhusa87

    Nyaluhusa87 JF-Expert Member

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    duh!hiyo kali mkuu...ha ha ha ha ha ha!
     
  6. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Eeeee bana ndio....looooooooooo!!!
     
  7. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    dah...kumbe ni marudio...
     
  8. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    mama kayataka!
     
  9. LE GAGNANT

    LE GAGNANT JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa kelvin huwa anapiga castle lager, mama hasikii hata harufu kweli!
     
  10. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Nzuri ila ina makosa mengi ya muundo!
     
  11. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Yaap, hii kali sana. Mara nyingi huwa inatokea
     
  12. E

    Emaglo Senior Member

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    Ha ha ha ha nimekukubali keep it up!!!!!!!!!"
     
  13. S

    Sebali Member

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    Nimekubali mkubwa!
     
  14. Tuyuku

    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    dadakinyo bonge la kitu
     
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    malaika2 Member

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    Duu hatari, umenifanya na mm niwe makini na mtu wangu. Sitaki kuusemea moyo wake!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa duh..mbaya zaidi ni huyo muhudumu aliyeuliza kuhusu chumba no.5 na huyo dereva,ndo wamemmaliza kabisa huyo mama
     
  17. roby2006

    roby2006 JF-Expert Member

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    Umetisha jombaa!
     
  18. Bushbaby

    Bushbaby JF-Expert Member

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    Usiusemee Moyo wa Mwenzako!!....kwani ukitoka hujui ni nini afanyalo!
     
  19. RayB

    RayB JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii kali
     
  20. wajaleo

    wajaleo Member

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    daah kevi nooma.
     
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