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Check MTALII na MBONGO

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Fidel80, Aug 22, 2012.

  1. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    MTALII mmoja kaja BONGO akakutana na interpreter mmoja mswahili anaitwa MKUBYA wakaenda hotelini mambo yakawa hivi:

    TOURIST:"Do you have vegetables here?"
    MKUBYA:"Mnavyo vijimeza hapa?"

    WAITER:"Vijimeza vidogo hatuna."
    MKUBYA:"No sir,they dont have."

    TOURIST:"Ok,fine do you have hotdogs?"
    MKUBYA:"Sawa,je mnao mbwa moto?"

    WAITER:"Loh! Bwana we hatupiki mbwa hapa!"
    MKUBYA"They dont cook here."

    TOURIST:"What type of snacks do you have here?"
    MKUBYA:"Aina gani ya nyoka munauza hapa?"

    WAITER:"We bwana ee hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka mwache akale nyumbani kwao."
    MKUBYA:"They dont cook any type of snacks here,maybe you can go back and eat at home."

    TOURIST:"Ok,atleast give us cocktail juice." MKUBYA:"Ok,basi tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo." WAITER:"Pumbavu,hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa,tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika!!"
     
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    TIQO JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa anajibu kinyume
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Aaah aaaah safi sana.... Thumb up
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwi kwa kwa kwa kwa teh teh teh teh
     
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    Fredmaty Zach. Member

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    tehe
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Yupo wapi huyo interpreter na mimi namhitaji awe mkalimani wangu
     
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    Safi. Imetulia.B-)
     
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    hapo kaaazi kweli kweli..
     
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    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo ndo mkarumani bana wa kibongo
     
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    JOSEPH SAANANE Member

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    Dah teh teh hiiii kaliii
     
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    Tuyuku JF-Expert Member

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    mkalimani ametisha
     
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    huyo waiter naona alikua na muda wa kupoteza, kasubiri mda wote huo..........!!!
     
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