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change your attitude

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtanzania in exile, Apr 7, 2012.

  1. mtanzania in exile

    mtanzania in exile Senior Member

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    The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.​
    He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."​
    The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."​
    He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"​
    The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"​
    He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"​
    "And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."​
     
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