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Chagga mind

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by blackwizard, Jun 10, 2012.

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    blackwizard Senior Member

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    [FONT=&quot]A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks
    for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to
    DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow Tshs 150,000. The
    bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security
    for the loan, so the CHAGGA man hands over the keys to a brand new
    Mercedes Benz s class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank.
    He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer
    agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's
    president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the CHAGGA for
    using a TSH 255 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a TSH
    150,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz
    into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks
    later, the CHAGGA returns, repays the TSH 150,000 and the interest,
    which comes to TSH 15,000.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very
    happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out
    very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we
    checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What
    puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'TSH 150,000' The CHAGGA
    replies: 'Where else in DAR ES SALAAM can I park my car for four weeks
    for only TSH 15,000 and expect it to be safe and intact when I
    return???'' Ah, the mind of the CHAGGA ... send this to your friends
    who deserve a great laugh..

  2. Osaka

    Osaka JF-Expert Member

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    This Chagga man is very smart eeh!
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    Doreen22 JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha, it's so fun, guys, organise a group, or group which will produce Magazines that will only with jokes, it should have many pages, just few, make Swahili and English joke Magazines
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    Akagando JF-Expert Member

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    Ha Ha Ha!i like it.
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    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    YAN CKUPATA PCHA INGEISHIA IVI,nlijua mchaga ana mpango wa kujiibia gari afu aanze kudai
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    The only JF-Expert Member

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    acha u... hiyo ni business oriented mind sio chaga ,chaga angeiba na gar ucku,alipwe fidia
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    John locke JF-Expert Member

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    HA HA HA HA Wakina Mangi Meza bana full vituko.
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    nhassall Senior Member

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    Ingekuwa mchaga lazima gari iibiwe na aidai benki ili apate faida zaidi, mpe sifa hii mtu mwingine