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Chagga mind

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by landless, Apr 27, 2012.

  1. landless

    landless Member

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    Tujikumbushe post ya zamani kidogo Wachaga, Chagga, Jagga, Dschagga, Waschagga, or Wachagga MIND
    A CHAGGA man walks into a Barclays Bank in DAR ES SALAAM City and asks for the Loan Officer. He tells the Loan Officer that he is going to DUBAI on business for four weeks and needs to borrow Tshs 150,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the CHAGGA man hands over the keys to a brand new Mercedes Benz s class 500 parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan. The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the CHAGGA for using a TSH 255 Million Mercedes Benz as collateral against a TSH 150,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Mercedes Benz into the bank's underground garage and parks it there. Four weeks later, the CHAGGA returns, repays the TSH 150,000 and the interest, which comes to TSH 15,000.The loan officer says, 'Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow 'TSH 150,000' The CHAGGA replies: 'Where else in DAR ES SALAAM can I park my car for four weeks for only TSH 15,000 and expect it to be safe and intact when I return???'' Ah, the mind of the CHAGGA ... u deserve a great laugh my dear..

    Have nice day!!
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    Changa people are very wise that why they have founded this political party chadema
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    Witty! I like it.
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    ni kwel na 2namshkur mung ame2pendelea kwa akili na maarifa coz kibongbong c ndy 2naoongoza alf hao wengne wakifuata xo 2na kila sabab ya kumshkur muumba we2 coz aljua 2taweza ndy maana aka2wezesha na kwel ha2jamwangusha mpaka leo hii 2meweza kufanyika mifano kwa wengine ni jambo la kushukur xana coz we ar no 1 in tz 4 dvp kama una doubt we itakuwa ubsh umezaliwa nayo yani hata wkt wakuzaliwa ulikuwa unabsha
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