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Car Full of Penguins

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mpita Njia, Jan 26, 2012.

  1. Mpita Njia

    Mpita Njia JF-Expert Member

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    A man was driving down the highway with a car full of penguins. Penguins sticking out the windows, penguins coming out the sunroof, penguin everywhere. A cop pulled him over and told him if he didn't want a ticket he'd better take those penguins straight to the zoo. The man promised he would and drove off.

    The next day, the same highway, the same car, the same guy, the same cop and the same penguins - only this time the penguins were all wearing sunglasses! The cop pulled the guy over and said, "I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!"

    "I did" said the guy, "Today I'm taking them to the beach!"
     
  2. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Lugha mkuu wangu!!!!!!!
    Ila utafikiri inachekesha...
    ngoja nicheke basi...
    HA HA HA!!!
     
  3. ceekay

    ceekay JF-Expert Member

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    H aha ha! Hilarious!
     
  4. Kabakabana

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    Hahaha,wakitoka beach watavaa swiming costume
     
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    angiebabie New Member

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    its funny...i think the cop should have told the guy to take the penguins BACK to the Zoo!
     
  6. Mmasihiya

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    Unanifanya nicheke mara mbili mkuu.
     
  7. Vinci

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    ha ha ha.....imetulia:poa. siku inayofuata
     
  8. Michael Amon

    Michael Amon Verified User

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    Duh! hii kali
     
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