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Car company names

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Sep 29, 2010.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    AUDI
    Accelerates Under Demonic Influence
    Always Unsafe Designs Implemented
    All Un-informed Drivers Insulted
    All Unnecessary Devices Installed
    BMW
    Big Money Works
    Bought My Wife
    Brutal Money Waster
    BUICK
    Big Ugly Indestructable Car Killer
    CHEVROLET
    Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time
    DODGE
    Dumb Old Dirty Gas Eater
    Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere
    FORD
    Fix Or Repair Daily
    Found On Road, Dead
    Fast Only Rolling Downhill
    GM
    General Maintenance
    GMC
    Garage Man's Companion
    HONDA
    Had One Never Did Again
    Happy Owners Never Drive Anything else.
    Hated Old Noisy Damaged Auto
    HYUNDAI
    Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive?
    MAZDA
    Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along
    OLDSMOBILE
    Old Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.
    Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment
    SAAB
    Send Another Automobile Back
    TOYOTA
    Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto
    VOLVO
    Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object
    VW
    Virtually Worthless
     
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