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Can't take chance with this bitch

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ng'wanankamba, Jun 18, 2012.

  1. ng'wanankamba

    ng'wanankamba JF-Expert Member

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    A man & his ever nagging wife were on a holiday trip in Jerusalem when the wife died suddenly. The undertaker said it will cost $5,000 to ship her home or $50 to bury her here.The husband said ship her home.The undertaker said "but Sir why don't you bury her in the Holy Land & save the money?" The husband said "A long, long, long time ago a man called Jesus was buried here & 3 days later he rose from the dead.... I can't take that chance with this bitch!
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha
     
  3. The Spit

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    HAHAHAHHAAH.......Hii kali!
     
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    Neylu JF-Expert Member

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    Vey funny.. LOL
     
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    usiombe kuchokwa
     
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    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    hii ni kali kuliko zote nilizosoma leo!
     
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    denim kagaika JF-Expert Member

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    Duuuuh!!!
     
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