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Can stupidity be cured?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pape, Feb 11, 2010.

  1. Pape

    Pape JF-Expert Member

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    Wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door. "Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me."

    Sure enough, the husband got into bed, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?"

    "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there."

    The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know. I am so sorry."
     
  2. carmel

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    du, hii kali. acheni ulevi wa kiivo
     
  3. Pearl

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    duh!pombe c maji
     
  4. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

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    Ha ha ha!duu huyu mama anaujasiri wa ina yake..
     
  5. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa aliyefumaniwa naye alikuwa ***** pia. Mtu huwezi ku-risk kizembe hivyo.. Ila kitimbi kimetulia, hehe!
     
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