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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Aug 1, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

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    Several men are in the changing room of Kiambu golf club.
    A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands
    free speaker-function and began to talk. Everyone else in
    the room stops to listen.

    MAN: "Hello"WOMAN: "Darling, it's me.
    Are you at the club?"MAN: "Yes"
    WOMAN: "I am at the shopping mall at UNEP and found
    this beautiful leather coat. Its only $1,000. Is it OK if I
    buy it?"
    MAN: "Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much."
    WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and
    saw the new 2008 model. I saw one I really liked."
    MAN: "How much?"
    WOMAN: "$70,000"
    MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the
    options."
    WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I
    wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking
    $950,000" Its at Muthaiga, great gardens, overlooking
    the dense Karura forest.
    MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of
    900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the
    extra 50 thousand. It really is a pretty good price."
    WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so
    much!!"
    MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."The man hangs up.
    The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths agape... He smiles and asks:
    "Does anyone know the owner of this phone???"
     
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    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    Teh! Teh! Teh! Hii nimeipenda!!
     
  3. PgSoft2008

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    Aisee very good it has made ma day
     
  4. Msanii

    Msanii JF-Expert Member

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    tih tih tih
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    Very funny,i wish we could get the husbands reaction.
     
  6. BantuGirl

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    ha ha ha ha ha
     
  7. NaimaOmari

    NaimaOmari JF-Expert Member

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    the guy is too mean .... got his friend bankrupt in a second ... but wait a minute ... couldnt the women tell kwamba the voice is fake ?????
     
  8. Titus

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    was wondering the same, but then i guess she was in noisy place and so much wanting for a go ahead ya kufanya shopping.........not easy for her to tell if it was her husband's voice................
     
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    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    m m m m m ....... kali sana
     
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