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Bwana Harusi na Bi Harusi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jul 12, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    Bwana harusi matata aliyeoa mke machachari na mrembo, walipofika nyumbani Bwana harusi alitoa kanuni zake za maisha yao mapya:

    "Nitarudi nyumbani muda nitakao,nahitaji kupewa ninachotaka kutoka kwako muda wowote tena bila usumbufu,natarajia mlo wa jioni uwe tayari kwa wakati labda kama nitakwambia sili nyumbani siku hiyo.nikwenda kuangalia mpira, kucheza bao, kuvuta shisha au kucheza karata muda nitakao na marafiki zangu wa kitambo na sihitaji usumbufu wowote wala maswali kutoka kwako, HIzo ndo kanuni zangu …any comment?

    Mkewe akajibu, "Sina komment,hilo halina shida kwangu ila tu uelewe kwamba patafanyika TENDO LA NDOA hapa kila saa MOJA kamili USIKU sitojali ni mwanaume gani atakayekuwepo muda huo"
     
  2. princess enny

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    heeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!! kaz kwelkwel
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    tena kubwa!!
     
  4. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahaah.......kare
     
  5. princess enny

    princess enny JF-Expert Member

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    umeona enheeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!?????????
     
  6. Kilahunja

    Kilahunja JF-Expert Member

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    A very thoughtful lady, just like me.
     
  7. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kuna hatari!
     
  8. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    rararaaaaaa!!! Mbwembwe zote chiniiii!!!
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe wewe ni lady!!!!! ID zingine ni soo yani hujui hata jinsia ya mtu
     
  10. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kwa ilo ntajitahidi kila sa moja npo home
     
  11. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    kila saa moja jioni mbona sio ngumu kivile nitakuwa nawahi kila siku nampekecha, walahi atabadili mfumo mwenyewe
     
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