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But Why? Everything has reasons

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Lekanjobe Kubinika, Aug 12, 2011.

  1. Lekanjobe Kubinika

    Lekanjobe Kubinika JF-Expert Member

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    From Yahoo friends
    IT IS UNDISPUTED FACT THAT RICH AND EDUCATED PEOPLE HATE LAWYERS,

    REASONS:

    LAWYERS TEND TO RANK POOR AND UNEDUCATED IN THE SAME WAY.

    IT IS ALSO UNDISPUTED FACT THAT LOW AND MIDDLE CLASS PEOPLE LOVE LAWYERS

    REASON:

    LAWYERS TEND TO ADDRESS THEM POLITELY AND IN A RESPECTABLE MANNER, HANDLING THEIR LOW STATUS WITH GREAT DIGNITY THAT EVERY MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIT THINK THEY ARE HIGH CLASS PEOPLE.

    FOR EXAMPLE, INSTEADY OF CALLING THEM

    Gardener - Landscape Executive and Animal Nutritionist
    House Maid -
    Domestic Operations Specialist
    Typist -
    Printed Document Handler
    Messenger -
    Business Communications Conveyer
    Window Cleaner -
    Transparent Wall Technician
    Temporary Teacher -
    Associate Tutor
    Tea Boy -
    Refreshments Overseer
    Garbage Collector -
    Public Sanitation Technician
    Watchman -
    Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer
    Thief
    - Wealth Distribution Officer
    Driver -
    Automobile Propulsion Specialist
    Receptionist -
    Office Access Control Specialist
    Cook -
    Food Preparation Officer
    Bartender - Certified Liquor Specialist
    Housewife -
    Permanent Secretary- Home Affairs


    LAWYERS PLEASE DO NOT FORGET TO ADDRESS THEM IN THIS MANNER SO THAT YOU RETAIN RESPECT FROM THEM SINCE THEY ARE A BIG CADRE YOU NEED FOR MAKING MORE BUSINES.........
     
  2. talentboy

    talentboy JF-Expert Member

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    umetishaaaaa!
     
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    Lofefm Senior Member

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    very nice
     
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    Mchaga wa ukwel Member

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    Good observations! Bip up man..
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Nitaanza kuitumia hii
     
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    Shery Member

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    Ya ukwe-e! Nimeipenda.
     
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    Mwendabure JF-Expert Member

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    Imenipaisha hata mimi mzoa taka wa! Dah... Nimeipenda isee!
     
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    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    These people are very technical bana!
     
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