George Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway in Iraq, when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing and landed in the creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids, who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted. The first kid said: "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said: "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One." The second kid said: "I really need those shoes from Muntadar al-Zeidi." George said: "I'll get them for you and even have Muntadar sign them!". The third kid said: "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says: "But you don't look like you are injured." The kid says: "But I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning! I'm son of Muntadar al-Zeidi!"