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Btn her leg ni noma!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna jamaa mmoja alikuwa stranded katika kisiwa fulani.Pale kisiwani palikuwa na mti mmoja tu.Yule jamaa akaukata ule mti ili aandae mtumbwi utakaomsaidia ku-escape pale kisiwani.Mara ghafla akamuona mwanamke mzuri ambaye naye alikuwa stranded pale kisiwani.Jamaa akabadili uamuzi,badala ya kuchonga MTUMBWI akachonga KITANDA kizuuuri.
     
  2. Viol

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    dah hakuwaza kabisa,ina mana huyo msichana ndo atamsaidia kutoka ziwani?
     
  3. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Watafia kisiwani na ukware wao!
     
  4. Erickb52

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    Akimaliza shughuli za kitandani akili itamrudi km kawaida na ndo atakapopata maamuzi ya kutoka kisiwani
     
  5. Mamaya

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    Ukware nomaaaa! Jagua ulanzi vp? Umeshashuka bei,niandali mtogwa nije nilie mabanzi
     
  6. Viol

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    Hapo angechonga kwanza boti halafu mengine baadaye
     
  7. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Haya mkuu.mi niko likizo Tunduma,nikirudi nitakuandalia.
     
  8. Angel Nylon

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    Apo ndo maanake hakuna kutoka tn kisiwani kwani atakosa nn?
     
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