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Briton English Vs Asian English!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, May 20, 2009.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    May 20, 2009
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    WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
    Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you
    want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the
    other outlets for you.
    Asian: No Stock.

    RETURNING A CALL
    Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a
    few moments ago?
    Asian: Hello, who page?

    ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .
    Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
    Asian: S-kew me

    WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
    Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
    Asian: No-need, lah.

    WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
    Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to
    enter through this door?
    Asian: (pointing the door) can ar?

    WHEN ENTERTAINING
    Britons: Please make yourself right at home.
    Asian: Don't be shy, lah!

    WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
    Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.
    Asian: Where got?

    WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
    Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
    Asian: Don't want la...

    IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
    Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where
    you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you
    said about the issue.
    Asian: You mad, ah?

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.
    Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm
    trying to concentrate over here.
    Asian: Shut up lah!

    WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.
    Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.
    Do I know you?
    Asian: See what, see what?

    WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.
    Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.
    Asian: Die-lah!!

    WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
    Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?
    Asian: Wat happen Why like that....

    WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
    Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,
    Asian: like that also don't know how to do!!!!

    WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
    Britons: Would you mind not disturbing me
    Asian: shut up! disturbing me
     
  2. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

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    May 21, 2009
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    seems familiar hasa kwa wahindi..
     
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