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Brick Recruitment !!!!!!

Discussion in 'Habari na Hoja mchanganyiko' started by Bujibuji, Dec 29, 2009.

  1. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    HOW TO RECRUIT THE RIGHT PERSON FOR THE JOB?


    Put about 100 bricks in some Particular order in a closed Room with an Open window.



    Then send 2 or 3 candidates in
    The room and close the door.



    Leave them alone and come back
    After 6 hours and then analyze
    The situation.






    If they are counting the
    Bricks.
    Put them in the
    accounts
    Department
    .



    If they are recounting them..
    Put them in
    auditing ..



    If they have messed up the
    Whole place with the bricks.
    Put them in
    engineering.




    If they are arranging the
    Bricks in some strange order.
    Put them in
    planning.



    If they are throwing the
    Bricks at each other.

    Put them in
    operations .



    If they are sleeping.
    Put them in
    security.



    If they have broken the bricks
    Into pieces.
    Put them in
    information
    Technology
    .





    If they are sitting idle.
    Put them in
    human resources.



    If they say they have tried
    Different combinations, yet

    Not a brick has
    Been moved. Put them in
    sales.



    If they have already left for
    The day.
    Put them in
    marketing...




    If they are staring out of the
    Window.
    Put them on
    strategic
    Planning..




    And then last but not least.
    If they are talking to each

    Other and not a single brick
    Has been
    Moved.




    Congratulate them and put them
    In
    Top management


     
  2. PakaJimmy

    PakaJimmy JF-Expert Member

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    Bujibuji,...We unacheza na fani za watu wewe na una utani wa ngumi...Mi naogopa hata kuitaja fani yangu maana ndo umeinanga kinyama, tafadhali tutake radhi Mkuu.
     
  3. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    nakuomba radhi mzee mzima paka jimmy
     
  4. Teamo

    Teamo JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe kijana mkorofi!
    TUTAKE RADHI SISI WALINZI!.....:D
     
  5. Safari_ni_Safari

    Safari_ni_Safari JF-Expert Member

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    Paka Jimmy yuko HR..Ha ha haa
     
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    We Bujibuji,
    Kumbe umekopi hii toka kwa Michuzi....ayaaa
     
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    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    michuzi ndio atakuwa amekopi kutoka kwangu
     
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    hapo nakupongeza mkuu...kunradhi basi
     
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