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Breaking News: Chadema Kupata Mtoto!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Shinto, Apr 30, 2011.

  1. Shinto

    Shinto JF-Expert Member

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    Hii sio udaku tafadhali.
    Gazeti la Mtanzania leo Jumamosi 30/04/2011 linaongozwa na habari hiyo, " Slaa Kidume"!
    In detail, linasema kuwa mahakama Arusha ilifahamishwa jana kuwa Bi. Josephine Mushumbusi (First Lady) anatarajiwa kujifungua mtoto kwani ana mimba ya miezi nane na wiki tatu!
    Huyo mtoto si atakuwa mpiganaji through and through?!
    Mi napendekeza jina lake liwe BAVICHA!
     
  2. Ngongo

    Ngongo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hii kali ngoja niwasubiri wenyewe watakuja kuparura.Ningekuwa mshauri wa Dr Slaa ningemshauri afunge uzazi huyo mtoto atakuwa mjukuu au mtoto.
     
  3. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Siasa nyingine bana.
    Haya bana.
     
  4. Viper

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    sasa na hii nayo breaking news habari nyingine bana....
     
  5. LiverpoolFC

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    Acheni kwanza azaliwe ndiyo 2mjadili.
     
  6. Crashwise

    Crashwise JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo huyu ni mtoto wa CHADEMA au umekosa cha kuandika.....
     
  7. Babkey

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    Aku! simo
     
  8. Nazjaz

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    siasa za maji taka doti komu
     
  9. RedDevil

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    An empty stomach is bad political adviser!!
     
  10. Ringo Edmund

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    mpelekee na waifu wako si nasikia hajajaaliwa.
     
  11. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mimi napita tu naelekea nyumba Tandale kwa tumbo...
     
  12. chapaa

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    Hahahahahahahahaha!!asante kaka
     
  13. menyidyo

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    cha maana alipwe fidia tu ya usumbufu. slaa na mm hatutaki siasa za visasi!
     
  14. KakaKiiza

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    Wa ccm wameathirika hakuna kuzaa labda kwakuwa mmechapa kikombe!Chadema nguvu iko je ccm?
     
  15. kipindupindu

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    aende yeye na wife wapate mapacha!kwi kwi kwi!
     
  16. ADAM MILLINGA

    ADAM MILLINGA Senior Member

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    Hachen wivu mpen hongera daktari wetu slaa mambo ya mtoto au mjukuu hayakuhusu hacha umbea mtoto wa kiume aufah tuwaachie dada zetu la sivyo utaingilia kaz za madada in deeply
     
  17. Kilasara

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    I don't see what is breaking news in Josephine expecting a child. Slaa is not that old. I have read his C.V. and any JF member doubting can ask a doctor.
     
  18. Butola

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    Dr.Slaa saiz ana 63 years, hivyo Mungu akijalia katoto katakuwa secondary wakati Baba akiwa na 80 years??its not a joke!!
     
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