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Boss & secretary.S.E.X

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Good Guy, Feb 13, 2011.

  1. Good Guy

    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    A boss and a secretary couldn't hold their love any more,they just wanted to do it right away,so they arranged and went to the secretary's home and made passion all day."Oh my God its 9pm and i'm not home."said the boss while he was thinking what to tell his wife.
    Then he told the secretary "Take my shoes and rub them in the grasses out side,then bring them to me." The secretary though confused she agreed. After rubbing his shoe in grass and dirt she gave them to him and he left.when he reached home his wife was waiting outside the door for him.
    "Where the heck where you??." that was the 1st question.
    He answered
    "Please forgive me honey i have cheated on you with my secretary,and i was having s.e.x with her the entire day thats why i'm late forgive me honey,i'll never do it again."
    When she looked at his shoe she said
    "You lying bastard you have being playing golf again,haven't i told you that you shouldn't play golf that long."
    "SUCKER"
     
  2. Katavi

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    Ahahaaah! A nice one!
     
  3. Washawasha

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    lol,viva all chitaz in the world
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Teh tehe teh!! Angalau nimeanza siku kwautabasamu!!!:becky:
     
  5. kijana makini

    kijana makini Member

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    tehetehettehete...nice one..boys will always be boys...
     
  6. Mabel

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    Mama alijua anapingwa kamba kumbe anajipinga kamba mwenyewew, haha hah
     
  7. Good Guy

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    Yeah man,i love being them.
     
  8. Muro

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    :clap2:GOOD JOKE CONGRATS:roll::roll:
     
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    good one big up
     
  10. Good Guy

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    Tanx glad u l0vd it
     
  11. Visenti

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    Extremely healthy joke!:coffee:
     
  12. Susy

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    uwiiiiiiiiiii, jamani masecretary mbona hivyooooooooooooo
     
  13. Masika

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    shauri yenu maboss na ma sekretari kwa kunyuka vimini na kama wamejaaliwa mguu na sura mtihani kwa boss
     
  14. Masikini_Jeuri

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    I wish ningekuwa huyo boss!
     
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    Unajipendelea wewe
     
  16. DaMie

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    Usije ukarudia tena kwani nimeshafamu mbinu hii.
     
  17. Good Guy

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    Hahaha,its just that you never know what they'll come up with next.them cheaters
     
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