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Boss na sekretari matata

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Oct 30, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Boss aliingia afisini mwake asubuhi huku akiwa amesahau kufunga zipu ya suruali yake na kukumbana na sekretari aliemuuliza boss..je,ulipotoka nyumbani umekumbuka kufunga geti ya mahala unapoegesha magari yako?

    Boss akafkiria kwa mda na hakumjibu.

    Baadae Boss akaenda haja ndogo na loooh! Akapata kumbe zipu yake iko wazi na ndipo akakumbuka maneno ya sekretari.

    Hapo akarudi haraka na kumuuliza sekretari, ulipoona geti ya mahala ninapoegesha magari yangu pako wazi je,umeona BMW imeegeshwa hapo?

    Sekretari nae akamjibu,la Boss ila nimeona BAJAAJ imeegeshwa ikiwa na tairi mbili zilizoisha pumziiii.
     
  2. arabianfalcon

    arabianfalcon JF-Expert Member

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    Lol..............
     
  3. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    he he.ndio hali arabian.
     
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    kipakaMwitu Senior Member

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    hahahaaah! Umenipa raha ndan na nje!
     
  5. Yericko Nyerere

    Yericko Nyerere Verified User

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    Teheeeheee!!!!!
     
  6. FM stereo

    FM stereo Senior Member

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    kumbe bosi ana ka bajaji tu...labda likiinuka linakuwa semitrela.
     
  7. libent

    libent JF-Expert Member

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    da si mchezo mi mbavu sina 'matairi mawili yameisha pumzi'
     
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    Kiganda Senior Member

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    Mbavu cna
     
  9. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
    pik pik ya tairi 3
     
  10. MR. DRY

    MR. DRY JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahaahah
     
  11. brightrich

    brightrich Senior Member

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    Sekretari ni kiboko, hana woga, safi sana nini kusifia kuwa ni BMW wakati ni KABAJAJI!! nahisi boss lilimshuka sana.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh,sekretari kiboko.
     
  13. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana hii!!!
     
  14. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Duuu, nimeamini JF ni sehemu ya burudani, mweee!
     
  15. HorsePower

    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Sasa inamaana huyo Boss hakuvaa chochote ndani mpaka kabajaj kanaonekana?
     
  16. B

    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Boss angemwuliza Secretary ikiwa hiyo Bajaj ilikuwa imepark kusubiri abiria au ilikuwa inahangaika kutafuta abiria.
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    To make it more funny, assume hakuvaa
     
  18. Masika

    Masika JF-Expert Member

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    Hii inapendeza,waswahili wanasema ukiwa mkubwa dawa
     
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    Kinyenyefule Member

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    Mmm! Hii kali huyu secretary wa ukweli,kwani boss hajui kama anamiliki BMW au bajaj-ameipata.
     
  20. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha......angemwambia ulpoona geti liko wazi panya......trousermouse
     
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