Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Boss azidiwa ujanja.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by daughter, Apr 9, 2010.

  1. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Apr 9, 2010
    Joined: Jun 22, 2009
    Messages: 1,269
    Likes Received: 11
    Trophy Points: 135
    A man and his boss r riding in a train. Sittin across them is a beautiful girl and her mother. The train passed through a tunnel and there was darkness all around. While in the dark smooching sounds were heard and then the sound of a slap was heard as well.

    After the train got out of the tunnel, here's what every1 was thinking.

    The Girl:
    Am glad the guy kissed me, I just wish my mum hadn’t slapped him

    The mom:
    Who does this guy think he is kissing my daughter, am glad she slapped him.

    The Boss:
    Who does this guy think he is kissing that gal, I just wish she hadn’t missed him and hit me instead when she slapped him.

    The Guy:
    Boy am on cloud nine; how often does a guy get to kiss a beautiful girl and slap his boss at the same time
     
  2. s

    shonge Member

    #2
    Apr 9, 2010
    Joined: Dec 11, 2007
    Messages: 41
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Hapo jamaa kalizwa kweli.
     
  3. Regia Mtema

    Regia Mtema R I P

    #3
    Apr 9, 2010
    Joined: Nov 21, 2009
    Messages: 2,975
    Likes Received: 12
    Trophy Points: 0
    Hii imetulia.
     
  4. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Apr 11, 2010
    Joined: Feb 12, 2007
    Messages: 13,579
    Likes Received: 330
    Trophy Points: 180
    hahahaaa! gud one
     
  5. L

    Lubaluka JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Apr 12, 2010
    Joined: May 18, 2009
    Messages: 493
    Likes Received: 2
    Trophy Points: 35
    duu kali hiyooo !!
     
  6. Dreamliner

    Dreamliner JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Apr 12, 2010
    Joined: Jan 17, 2010
    Messages: 2,035
    Likes Received: 5
    Trophy Points: 135
    Safi sana.
     
  7. B

    Bifandimu New Member

    #7
    Apr 13, 2010
    Joined: Apr 13, 2010
    Messages: 3
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 3
    Ingependeza zaidi if that boss was Indian
     
  8. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Apr 13, 2010
    Joined: Aug 9, 2007
    Messages: 1,927
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 133
    Vipi bwana unaugomvi nao wahindi?!
     
  9. Raimundo

    Raimundo JF-Expert Member

    #9
    Apr 16, 2010
    Joined: May 23, 2009
    Messages: 10,161
    Likes Received: 4,832
    Trophy Points: 280
    Even Makaburu need to be slapped
     
  10. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Apr 22, 2010
    Joined: Aug 21, 2008
    Messages: 31,096
    Likes Received: 5,664
    Trophy Points: 280
    Mafisadi
     
  11. N

    Nesindiso Sir JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Apr 23, 2010
    Joined: Oct 31, 2007
    Messages: 374
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    Du!! Jamaa ame- achieve kinoma!!!!
     
Loading...