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Bluetooth!!!....LO HII BALAA!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Amoeba, Nov 27, 2010.

  1. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    I overheard this story!
    A: Umemcheki yule mrembo mshkaji?
    B: Da! Ni balaa kaka, mzuri kama jini! Jamani kuna watu wazuri wazuri dunia hii!!
    A: Mm huwa namzimia balaa, lakn hata kumpa salamu tu huwa naogopa!
    B: aha ha haaa! we pumba kweli!...utamwambia nini huyo ww...!
    C: Dah! ningekuwa mchawi wallah ningempigia misele usiku!
    A: Au M na K zingekuwa na BLUETOOTH! Unasechi jina tu, kitu kinachoma ndani!

    Nilishindwa kujizuia kucheka, wahahaa haha haaa! Kucheka ni dawa jamani

    :yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck::yuck:
     
  2. Yegomasika

    Yegomasika JF-Expert Member

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    Akina Chris Rock wapo wengi tu dunia hii, kuna watu wanaunga story mpaka inakaribia na ukweli~ha ha ha!.
     
  3. N

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    jaman kiukweli hiii ki2 ,ina mambo bluetooth pekee haitosh
     
  4. M

    Miss Pirate JF-Expert Member

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    napenda stand up comedy zake..ila mitusi haikosi naona ananogesha sijui
     
  5. boma2000

    boma2000 JF-Expert Member

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    hii ina maana gani, siiielewi
     
  6. Questt

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    Hahahahaaaaaa.....................................
     
  7. Rutashubanyuma

    Rutashubanyuma JF-Expert Member

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    Bluetooth zinazo ni wewe tu kujua unajichoma ndani kivipi........................
     
  8. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Lolz!
    Mm uwa nashangaa, hata tukitofautiana na mama jr mchana, ikifika usiku hawa jamaa wanaelewana tu!...lolz
     
  9. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Isome tena mkuu!
     
  10. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    BT ukipewa full access unakamata kila k2 kama kawaida kaka!
     
  11. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Jamaa mtaalum sana huyo...
     
  12. Mzee Dogo

    Mzee Dogo JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha haa! Afadhari hata haipo coz nahisi tungekufa wote kwa ukimwi-
    lol
     
  13. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Na antivirus zingekuwepo!!
     
  14. drphone

    drphone JF-Expert Member

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    yani kuringiana kungekwisha na wasiojuakutongoza wangejilia kiulaini ila wangekuwa wanazima bluetooth zao
     
  15. Nzi

    Nzi JF-Expert Member

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    QUOTE=afrodenzi;Jamaa mtaalum sana huyo...

    Mh! Mtaalamu kwa lipi?
     
  16. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! hapo komesha! ila wataalam wangeshagundua mbinu ya kuvamia na kuwasha remotely!...te teh
     
  17. Smiles

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    Kwani hata bluetooth si mpaka mtu a-accept
     
  18. MTWA

    MTWA JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo ilishakuwa ngumu wasioweza wabakii vivyo hivyo
     
  19. Lucchese DeCavalcante

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    No soon this technology will be available in the love market lol
     
  20. afrodenzi

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    Kwa ucheshi....
     
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