Blonde girl - Joke

Mohammed Hamad

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Jan 17, 2011
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A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, "Excuse me miss, you can't sit here. You paid for an economy ticket." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying here until we get to Chicago." The flight attendant tries to tell her to go sit back in economy class, but the blonde repeats the phrase over and over, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying here until we get to Chicago." Then, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and asks the pilot and co-pilot if they can help her with the blonde. The pilot agrees, and to his disappointment the same thing happens again. Then, the co-pilot says, "Wait, did you say she's blonde? I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde. Let me try." So he goes to first class, whispers in the blonde's ear, and she quickly apologizes and sits back in economy again. The flight attendant and the pilot are amazed and ask him how he did it. The co-pilot replies, "I told her that first class wasn't going to Chicago." =D
 
Nadhani huyo blonde alijua ndege ikifika sehemu fulani ya chicago "economy class" inasplit na First class.
 
Unajua kwa nini Blondy wanaenda kukaa kwenye kona kama kuna baridi?????

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Kwa sababu, hapo kwenye kona kuna NYUZI 90.
 
hahahahhahahahah lol
nimecheka sina hamu..

kwa hiyo inamaanisha hata mke wa Co-pilot she is dump...lol
 
Blonde akiendesha gari, anagonga ukuta na gari kusimama ila bahati nzuri hakuumia.

Anaitwa askari na maswali yanaanza: (Lazima nikiri kuwa kitu kama hiki nilikiona LIVE na nusura nigongwe).

ASKARI: Dada, pole sana. Sasa umegonga ukuta, gari lilipata matatizo ya break au tatizo jingine?

Blonde: Hapana.

ASKARI: Sasa hadi unaugonga ukuta, HUKUUONA?

Blonde: Niliuona.

ASKARI: Sasa ikawaje ukaugonga kama gari ni nzima na uliuona?

Blonde: Nilipiga honi.
 
Blonde akiendesha gari, anagonga ukuta na gari kusimama ila bahati nzuri hakuumia.

Anaitwa askari na maswali yanaanza: (Lazima nikiri kuwa kitu kama hiki nilikiona LIVE na nusura nigongwe).

ASKARI: Dada, pole sana. Sasa umegonga ukuta, gari lilipata matatizo ya break au tatizo jingine?

Blonde: Hapana.

ASKARI: Sasa hadi unaugonga ukuta, HUKUUONA?

Blonde: Niliuona.

ASKARI: Sasa ikawaje ukaugonga kama gari ni nzima na uliuona?

Blonde: Nilipiga honi.



hahahahhahhaahahahah lol
mmhh mnanimaliza huku ndani ...
duuhhh mbavu za uma sasa lol
 
ha haaah aahaa lol...... yaani alitaka ukuta umpishe apite...
Blonde akiendesha gari, anagonga ukuta na gari kusimama ila bahati nzuri hakuumia.

Anaitwa askari na maswali yanaanza: (Lazima nikiri kuwa kitu kama hiki nilikiona LIVE na nusura nigongwe).

ASKARI: Dada, pole sana. Sasa umegonga ukuta, gari lilipata matatizo ya break au tatizo jingine?

Blonde: Hapana.

ASKARI: Sasa hadi unaugonga ukuta, HUKUUONA?

Blonde: Niliuona.

ASKARI: Sasa ikawaje ukaugonga kama gari ni nzima na uliuona?

Blonde: Nilipiga honi.
 
Blonde akiendesha gari, anagonga ukuta na gari kusimama ila bahati nzuri hakuumia.

Anaitwa askari na maswali yanaanza: (Lazima nikiri kuwa kitu kama hiki nilikiona LIVE na nusura nigongwe).

ASKARI: Dada, pole sana. Sasa umegonga ukuta, gari lilipata matatizo ya break au tatizo jingine?

Blonde: Hapana.

ASKARI: Sasa hadi unaugonga ukuta, HUKUUONA?

Blonde: Niliuona.

ASKARI: Sasa ikawaje ukaugonga kama gari ni nzima na uliuona?

Blonde: Nilipiga honi.

Hahahahahahahahahahaha duh sipati picha kama unasema ulishuhudia live jinsi ulivyocheka!
 

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