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Blonde girl - Joke

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mohammed Shossi, Jan 23, 2011.

  1. Mohammed Shossi

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    A blonde sitting in economy class on a flight going to Chicago suddenly stands up and sits down in a seat in first class. A flight attendant watching her goes over to her and says, "Excuse me miss, you can't sit here. You paid for an economy ticket." The blonde replies, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying here until we get to Chicago." The flight attendant tries to tell her to go sit back in economy class, but the blonde repeats the phrase over and over, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, and I'm staying here until we get to Chicago." Then, the flight attendant goes into the cockpit and asks the pilot and co-pilot if they can help her with the blonde. The pilot agrees, and to his disappointment the same thing happens again. Then, the co-pilot says, "Wait, did you say she's blonde? I'm married to a blonde. I speak blonde. Let me try." So he goes to first class, whispers in the blonde's ear, and she quickly apologizes and sits back in economy again. The flight attendant and the pilot are amazed and ask him how he did it. The co-pilot replies, "I told her that first class wasn't going to Chicago." =D
     
  2. Mohammed Shossi

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    Nadhani huyo blonde alijua ndege ikifika sehemu fulani ya chicago "economy class" inasplit na First class.
     
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    unaharibu kwa kutupa 'klu'
     
  4. Good Guy

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    Schupid blonde. Ha ha
     
  5. Sikonge

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    Unajua kwa nini Blondy wanaenda kukaa kwenye kona kama kuna baridi?????

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    Kwa sababu, hapo kwenye kona kuna NYUZI 90.
     
  6. Mohammed Shossi

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    The the the the the the..............................
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
  8. afrodenzi

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    hahahahhahahahah lol
    nimecheka sina hamu..

    kwa hiyo inamaanisha hata mke wa Co-pilot she is dump...lol
     
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    Blonde akiendesha gari, anagonga ukuta na gari kusimama ila bahati nzuri hakuumia.

    Anaitwa askari na maswali yanaanza: (Lazima nikiri kuwa kitu kama hiki nilikiona LIVE na nusura nigongwe).

    ASKARI: Dada, pole sana. Sasa umegonga ukuta, gari lilipata matatizo ya break au tatizo jingine?

    Blonde: Hapana.

    ASKARI: Sasa hadi unaugonga ukuta, HUKUUONA?

    Blonde: Niliuona.

    ASKARI: Sasa ikawaje ukaugonga kama gari ni nzima na uliuona?

    Blonde: Nilipiga honi.
     
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    hahahahhahhaahahahah lol
    mmhh mnanimaliza huku ndani ...
    duuhhh mbavu za uma sasa lol
     
  11. NILHAM RASHED

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    ha haaah aahaa lol...... yaani alitaka ukuta umpishe apite...
     
  12. Mohammed Shossi

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha duh sipati picha kama unasema ulishuhudia live jinsi ulivyocheka!
     
  13. Mohammed Shossi

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    Haswaaaaaaa sijui huku kwetu tuwafananishe na kabila gani.......?
     
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    Hahha im lucky sio blonde lol
     
  15. Mohammed Shossi

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    Good for you lol
     
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    ntakuchukuwa nikakubadilishe nywele na macho:) sasa hivi.....
     
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    Hhhaha NR akili bado itakuwa na kibongo hahhaha
     
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    si ntakupoteza na memory... halaf nakupeleka holand moja kwa moja..
     
  19. Mohammed Shossi

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    Atakuwa Made in China
     
  20. NILHAM RASHED

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    ah ah noo:nono: atakuwa made by nilham huyo...
     
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