Black Eyes - Its so Funny, Read This!

[Ndallo]

A man came to work on Monday morning with two black eyes. His boss asked
what happened.

The man replied, "On Sunday, I was sitting behind a big woman at church.
When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her
butt crack, so I was trying to be nice and I pulled it out for her. Then,
she turned around and punched me in the eye."

The boss asked, "Okay, so where did you get the other shiner?"
"Well," the man said, "I figured she didn't want it out, so I pushed it back
in.

 

[SHIEKA]

Truly it's so funny! The man was overwhelmed by feelings of decency at the expense of respect. In public transport, especially in buses I have on countless occassions spotted ladies sitting or standing infront of me exposing sensitive parts of their bodies due to careless dressing or often due to overcrowding which pulls their blouses a few inches upward. I must admit, my immediate impulse on spotting such mishaps is to help the lady pull down the blouse to a less unsavoury position. But being a man tradition and culture have always restrained me from helping the women. You need a woman to act on women's decency issues, and if you are a man you will be accused of sexual harrassment and receive blows with cruel words! Sorry for the man in the church; he didn't consider these social conventions.