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Black Box

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wakunyuti, Jun 6, 2008.

  1. Wakunyuti

    Wakunyuti JF-Expert Member

    Jun 6, 2008
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    There were three African-American ladies getting ready to take
    a plane trip for the first time.

    The first lady said, "I don't know bout y'al but
    I'm gunna wear me sum hot pink panties beefo I gets on dat plane.

    "Why you gonna wear dem fo?" the other two asked.

    The first replied, "Cause, if dat plane goes down and I'm out dare
    laying butt-up in a conefield, dey gonna find me first."

    The second lady said, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some floe esant orange
    panties." Why you gonna wear dem?" the others asked.

    The second lady answered, "Cause if dis hare plane is goin down and I
    be floating butt-up in the oshun, dey can see me first."

    The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any
    panties....."What? No panties?" the others asked in disbelief.

    The third lady says "Dat's right girlfriends, you hears me right. I
    ain't wearin' any panties, cause if dis plane goes down, honey, dey
    always look fo da black box first."
  2. J

    Jobo JF-Expert Member

    Jun 7, 2008
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    And the black box is the butt!??