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Black and White

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by SMU, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, "Mommy, why does the girl wear white?"

    His mom replies, "The bride is in white because she's happy and this is the happiest day of her life."

    The boy thinks about this, and then says, "Well then, why is the boy wearing black?"
     
  2. Akili Unazo!

    Akili Unazo! JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu hapa mama alijibu nini?
     
  3. SMU

    SMU JF-Expert Member

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    Kinyume cha 'happiest':)!
     
  4. PJ

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    Today is the sadest day for the boy because he has lost his freedom
     
  5. Natty Bongoman

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    ndo maana twaita 'kufungwa pingu' ...
     
  6. Kiruke cha Ibwe

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    Because he is heading to the slaughter stone.....!
     
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    Vakwavwe JF-Expert Member

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    that's why i did not wear black suit in my wedding....n life is sweet ooh
     
  8. Mateso

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    Ukapera ni mtamu sana. Hebu kumbuka ulivyokuwa unatembea na nyumba yako mfukoni unarudi nyumbani wakati wowote hata kama ni asubuhi. Siku za kwanza baada ya honey moon mzee unajitahidi kama ofisi na nyumbani siyo mbali saa 11 umeshatinga nyumbani na madoido hallow D. Baada ya kujifungua mtoto wa kwanza unaanza kuchelewa kidogo. Mtoto wa pili unaanza kurudi saa 3. Hapo ndo kimbembe kinaanza. Utasikia hivi hii tabia ya kurudi usiku hivi umeitoa wapi? Hii ndo sababu watu wanasikitika sana kuuacha ukapera. Vijana wasiogope kwani kuna wakati utafika mkisha funga kuzaa mnakuwa kama mlivyokuwa mnachumbiana hata ukirudi saa 5 unapewa pole bila ulizo lolote na huduma zote bila kelele wala mikwaruzo. Kaza buti Mura urikamate rimanamke ra kuishi naro mapema iwezekanavyo.
     
  9. M

    Mwessy Member

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    That means, you loose your bachelor degree for a new title.
     
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