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Bizarre sex laws

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Nyaralego, May 19, 2009.

  1. Nyaralego

    Nyaralego JF-Expert Member

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    this is crazy funny!!!! found it in the EA Standard newspaper


    Bizarre sex laws

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    By Crazy Writer

    When the G10 women demanded a sex boycott all over Kenya, one might have thought the call as crazy as they get, but apparently countries all over the world have sex laws that are crazier than the demands for a simple boycott.

    Sample the following:
    1

    The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.

    2

    In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death.

    3

    In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

    4

    Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.

    5

    Most Middle Eastern countries observe the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh."

    6

    There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.

    7

    In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act.

    8

    In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time.

    9

    In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold on the premises."

    10

    In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.)





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  2. BAK

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    Hmmm! Interesting!
     
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    Thanks to God sikuzaliwa Indonesia!
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha LOL! Masanilo ungekuwa marehemu miaka mingi iliyopita :)
    Mungu ashukuriwe kwa Masanilo kuzaliwa Tanzania ha ha ha ha.
     
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    ha ha haaaa haa :D mpwa hizi sheria nyingi zinamkandamiza mwanaume bana, ila hicho 'kibarua' cha Guam kimetulia!
     
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    Yuuu, I hope umeshaacha maana, ukiendelea nakupeleka Indonesia[​IMG]
     
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    Mpenzi kuacha asili ni kazi ila nimepunguza sana......Indonesia tena duuu....!
     
  8. BAK

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    In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.

    No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.
    If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth.

    Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn't allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with you -- or holding you in his arms.

    Bozeman, Montana, has a law that bans all sexual activity between members of the opposite sex in the front yard of a home after sundown -- if they're nude. (Apparently, if you wear socks, you're safe from the law!)

    In hotels in Sioux Falls, South Dakota, every room is required to have twin beds. And the beds must always be a minimum of two feet apart when a couple rents a room for only one night.
    And it's illegal to make love on the floor between the beds!

    The owner of every hotel in Hastings, Nebraska, is required to provide each guest with a clean and pressed nightshirt.
    No couple, even if they are married, may sleep together in the nude.
    Nor may they have sex unless they are wearing one of these clean, white cotton nightshirts.

    An ordinance in Newcastle, Wyoming, specifically bans couples from having sex while standing inside a store's walk-in meat freezer!

    A state law in Illinois mandates that all bachelors should be called master, not mister, when addressed by their female counterparts.

    In Norfolk, Virginia, a woman can't go out without wearing a corset.
    (There was a civil-service job -- for men only -- called a corset inspector.)

    However, in Merryville, Missouri, women are prohibited from wearing corsets because "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

    It's safe to make love while parked in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. Police officers aren't allowed to walk up and knock on the window.
    Any suspicious officer who thinks that sex is taking place must drive up from behind, honk his horn three times and wait approximately two minutes before getting out of his car to investigate.

    Another law in Helena, Montana, mandates that a woman can't dance on a table in a saloon or bar unless she has on at least three pounds, two ounces of clothing.

    Lovers in Liberty Corner, New Jersey, should avoid satisfying their lustful urges in a parked car. If the horn accidentally sounds while they are frolicking behind the wheel, the couple can face a jail term.

    In Carlsbad, New Mexico, it's legal for couples to have sex in a parked vehicle during their lunch break from work, as long as the car or van has drawn curtains to stop strangers from peeking in.

    A Florida sex law: If you're a single, divorced, or widowed woman, you can't parachute on Sunday afternoons.

    Women aren't allowed to wear patent-leather shoes in Cleveland, Ohio -- a man might see the reflection of something "he oughtn't!"

    No woman may have sex with a man while riding in an ambulance within the boundaries of Tremonton, Utah. If caught, the woman can be charged with a sexual misdemeanor and "her name is to be published in the local newspaper." The man isn't charged nor is his name revealed.
     
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    1.Oral sex is illegal in 18 states, including Arizona.

    2. In Virginia, it is illegal to have sex with the lights on.
    Ha ha ha ha Yes, you should not have the luxury to watch those funny face expression during sex :)

    3. It is illegal for husbands in Willowdale, Oregon, to talk dirty during intercourse. What!?

    4. Sexual intercourse between unmarried couples is illegal in Georgia.

    5. Engaging in any sexual position other than missionary is illegal in Washington, DC. Ha ha ha they are still in 17 century :)

    6. In Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is illegal for a man to shoot off a gun when his female partner is having an orgasm. Ha ha ha ha ha Shhhhhh! She is cumming ha ha ha ha

    7. In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania, it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.

    8. Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal in Florida

    9. It is illegal in Utah to marry your first cousin before the age of 65.

    10. Sex with animals is perfectly legal for men in Washington state, as long as the animal weighs less than 40 pounds. What the f....!?
     
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    LMAO!!!You made my day. They're funny laws...
     
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    Mhh hapo ni kifo cha mende tu...I hate DC.
     
  12. Shishi

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    This should be passed across the world...mmmmmmmmmm ;)
     
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