Dismiss Notice
You are browsing this site as a guest. It takes 2 minutes to CREATE AN ACCOUNT and less than 1 minute to LOGIN

Binti mrembo na kijana matata ndani ya basi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MPAMBANAJI.COM, Oct 10, 2011.

  1. MPAMBANAJI.COM

    MPAMBANAJI.COM JF-Expert Member

    #1
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: Mar 2, 2011
    Messages: 570
    Likes Received: 4
    Trophy Points: 35
    Hakika kwa wale wapendao siti za ubalozini wakati safiripo ni raha tupu, ukubali jaribu siku uone.
    Jana niliwa safarini kuna na kaka alikua amekaa siti moja na binti mrembo bila shaka katokea Tanga. Jamaa alionekana kumtamani sana yule binti ila kwa bahati mbya jamaa alionekana kuwa ni mtu wa tungi sana.

    Baada ya mwendo wa nusu saa jamaa uzalendo ukamshinda, na kwa sauti ya kimapenzi jamaa akamsalimu binti, binti habari, binti akajibu salama, jammaa alioona kakubalika akanza , dada unaelekea wapi, binti kwan nini? Kaka; just to know, binti alipoona usumbufu unaongezeka akahamia siti ya mbele kidogo, jamaa naye akaanza kumuongelesha akiwa nyuma. Binti akakurupuka "sitaki usumbufu wala huna Mvuto.Jamaa akavuta hisia na baada ya muda akamjibu" we binti mzuri unajamba kitu inanuka hifyo ahhaaa huku anashika pua' kweli gari yote ilikua kicheko kwa hata yule binti ilionekna kam kweli kwani muda huo huo ilisikika harufu kali ya mjambo fulani na madirisha kufunguliwa. Hii ilikua ni mbaya sana.

    Mabraza acheni kudhalilisha mabinti bwana
     
  2. Vin Diesel

    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

    #2
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: Mar 1, 2011
    Messages: 8,149
    Likes Received: 333
    Trophy Points: 180
    :poa imetulia...
     
  3. B

    Bayo Senior Member

    #3
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: Jul 2, 2009
    Messages: 195
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    baada ya hapo nn kilifuata mkuu??
     
  4. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

    #4
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: Nov 5, 2010
    Messages: 1,546
    Likes Received: 73
    Trophy Points: 145
    Waliacha madirisha wazi mpaka wakafika dar.
     
  5. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

    #5
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: May 26, 2011
    Messages: 4,854
    Likes Received: 1,211
    Trophy Points: 280
    Mgodi unajua kudanganya, utafikiri story uliitunga wewe...!
     
  6. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

    #6
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: May 26, 2011
    Messages: 4,854
    Likes Received: 1,211
    Trophy Points: 280
    ilikuwa basi gani? Maana hakuna mabasi mtu unakuwa huru kuama siti maana watu wamebanana na wengine wamesimama.
     
  7. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

    #7
    Oct 10, 2011
    Joined: Apr 22, 2011
    Messages: 8,400
    Likes Received: 1,082
    Trophy Points: 280
    ha ha ha ha kwi kwi kwi.
     
  8. imma.one

    imma.one JF-Expert Member

    #8
    Oct 11, 2011
    Joined: Sep 10, 2011
    Messages: 545
    Likes Received: 5
    Trophy Points: 35
    Ila huwezi amini yule bint alichukua namba ya jamaatkwa madai kama yeye kidume ampe aone kama hata mtafuta ili amfanyizie.
    Wakaanza kuchart mwishowe wakawa wapenzi.
     
  9. O

    Obinna Senior Member

    #9
    Oct 11, 2011
    Joined: Jul 26, 2011
    Messages: 130
    Likes Received: 0
    Trophy Points: 0
    hiyo balaa!
     
  10. v

    valid statement JF-Expert Member

    #10
    Oct 11, 2011
    Joined: Sep 18, 2011
    Messages: 2,730
    Likes Received: 160
    Trophy Points: 160
    huenda alipanda luxury, huwa hayajai wakati wote na unaweza hapa siti.
     
  11. v

    valid statement JF-Expert Member

    #11
    Oct 11, 2011
    Joined: Sep 18, 2011
    Messages: 2,730
    Likes Received: 160
    Trophy Points: 160
    kwani huyo binti alijamba kweli? Watu watakuwa walimshangaa mshkaji na sio bint.
     
  12. Hatujuwani

    Hatujuwani Member

    #12
    Oct 11, 2011
    Joined: Oct 11, 2011
    Messages: 51
    Likes Received: 1
    Trophy Points: 0
    Bado sijapata mantiki yako
     
  13. Lambardi

    Lambardi JF-Expert Member

    #13
    Oct 12, 2011
    Joined: Feb 7, 2008
    Messages: 7,563
    Likes Received: 2,066
    Trophy Points: 280
    Mnaharibu jukwaa...nae huyo anajiita GT!!??
     
  14. UmkhontoweSizwe

    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

    #14
    Oct 12, 2011
    Joined: Dec 19, 2008
    Messages: 2,619
    Likes Received: 25
    Trophy Points: 145
    Aaa, kumbe na story yenyewe ya kutunga!
     
Loading...