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Bingwa wa kunusa!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bao3, Sep 29, 2009.

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    Bao3 JF-Expert Member

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    A blind man impressed waitresses and their boss at a restaurant by sniffing at a used fork and telling the food that was eaten using the fork. The boss’ wife couldn’t believe it. So her husband decided to bring her along hoping the blind man would show up for his usual midday meal.

    Indeed, he showed up and, this time, the boss decided to trick him.
    As soon as the guest had sat, the boss went behind in the kitchen and suggested to his wife: “Gladys, rub this fork on your panties and we see what food he will order.”

    Then, in anticipation of a hearty laugh, the boss watched the blind man as he sniffed the fork, frowned and his face lit up. “Hey!” he exclaimed. “I didn’t know Gladys worked here!” source: The New Vision.
     
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    The Boss JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha ha.
     
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    Darwin JF-Expert Member

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    Kipofu alikua anamla uroda mke wa boss mpaka akajua harufu ya kitu yake
     
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    tehetehe Nice one
     
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    Kibongoto JF-Expert Member

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    LOL!!! You've made my day. Jamaa olfactory organ zake ziko juu vibaya mno!!
     
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    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    Haaa haaah Kitu ya Gladys imewahi meza kitu ya kipofu.
     
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    Bao3 JF-Expert Member

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    Usitake nicheke, hahahahahaha!!
     
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    FOE Member

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    Duh...angeomba chakula alichompa anuse hapo mwishoni. LOL!
     
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    Kamuna, wee ni Mmasai??
     
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