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Billy akiongea na mchumba'ake

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Gbollin, Jan 14, 2011.

  1. Gbollin

    Gbollin JF-Expert Member

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    BILLY- Tafadhari Njoo Nyumbani saa 2 usiku hakutakuwa na mtu.

    Stella akaenda saa 2 usiku kwa kina BILLY lakini hakukuta mtu hata BILLY mwenyewe hakuwepo.

    Je tatizo lilikuwa nini hapo? Lugha gongana au BILLY aliamua kumkomoa STELLA?
     
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    Simeon Member

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    mbona liko wazi hilo,stella aliambiwa aende hakutakuwa na mtu,kwa kuwa Billy naye ni m2!hakupaswa kuwepo!hakuna tatizo lolote hata Stella mwenyewe alielewa ndo maana akaenda akijua kabisa hakuna m2
     
  3. R

    R_chuggani Member

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    "waacheni wafu wawazike wafu wao"
    jesus christ
     
  4. Utamaduni

    Utamaduni JF-Expert Member

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    Kiswahili kimekaa vibaya sana hapo,,,,,

    Stella yeye alijua kwamba aende akajivinjari na mchimba wake kwa kuwa hakuwakuwa na mtu (akijiwekea kuwa watu wengine) while Billy alimaanisha aje amlindie nyumba kwakuwa hakutakuwa na mtu yoyote ndani ya nyumba yao...


    Daaaah nimejichanganya
     
  5. Michelle

    Michelle JF-Expert Member

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    :smile-big::smile-big::smile-big:
     
  6. Good Guy

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    Dah this is funny,ntaifanya on April fool's day eti!
     
  7. sweetlady

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    Uangalie na huyo unayemfanyia. Kama ni only one wako jiandae kuachika kiulainii! Sikushauri.
     
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    Khaaa! sasa huyo Stella minyevuko itakuwa imemsulubuje?
     
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    sweetlady JF-Expert Member

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    Haijamsumbua cz alienda kupiga 2 story. Hakuwa amejiandaa kunyevuliwa!
     
  10. Good Guy

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    she'll understand i guess,wont you!
     
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    Simeon Member

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    Msimfanye Stella haelewi!alikwenda pale akijua hakuna m2!sababu za kwenda non of our business
     
  12. boma2000

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    Tungo tata, ingawa umeikosea kidogo
     
  13. Katavi

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    Alienda kulinda nyumba labda!
     
  14. Lizzy

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    Angekua amkomoa kama angefika akakuta mtu...hata huyo Billy mwenyewe!
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    Billy ni mtu hapasiwe kuwepo
     
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    Simeon Member

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    Zayat,umeongea ukweli we genious,ni kweli angekuta m2, angepata hata stress maana hayakuwa makubaliano yao!
     
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    ukisusa wenzio wala
     
  18. Pdidy

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    huyo lazima atageuka festulla badala ya stela
     
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