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Bill Gates face 2 face with god! (joke)

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Apollo, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. Apollo

    Apollo JF-Expert Member

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    Bill Gates suddenly dies and
    finds himself face to face with
    God stood over Bill Gates and
    said, "Well Bill, I'm really
    on this one. It's a tough
    decision; I'm not sure whether
    to send
    you to Heaven or Hell. After all,
    you helped society enormously
    by putting a computer in
    almost every home in America,
    yet you
    also created that ghastly
    Windows '95 among other
    I believe I'll do something I've
    never done before; I'll let you
    decide where you want to go."
    Bill pushed up his glasses,
    looked up at God and replied,
    "Could you briefly explain the
    difference between the two?"
    Looking slightly puzzled, God
    said, "Better yet, why don't
    I let you visit both places
    briefly, then you can make your
    decision. Which do you choose
    to see first, Heaven or Hell?"
    Bill played with his pocket
    protector for a moment, then
    back at God and said, "I think I'll
    try Hell first." So, with a flash
    of lightning and a cloud of
    smoke, Bill Gates went to Hell.
    When he materialized in Hell,
    Bill looked around. It was a
    beautiful and clean place, a bit
    warm, with sandy beaches and
    tall mountains, clear skies,
    pristine water, and beautiful
    frolicking about. A smile came
    across Bill's face as he took in a
    deep breath of the clean air.
    "This is great," he thought, "if
    is Hell, I can't wait to see
    Within seconds of his thought,
    another flash of lightning and
    a cloud of smoke appeared, and
    Bill was off to Heaven. Heaven
    was a place high above the
    clouds, where angels were
    about playing their harps and
    singing in a beautiful chorus.
    It was a very nice place, Bill
    thought, but not as enticing as
    Bill looked up, cupped his hands
    around his mouth and yelled for
    God and Bill Gates was sent to
    Hell for eternity.
    Time passed, and God decided
    to check on the late billionaire
    see how he was progressing in
    Hell. When he got there, he
    Bill Gates shackled to a wall in a
    dark cave amid bone thin men
    and tongues of fire, being
    burned and tortured by
    "So, how is everything going?"
    God asked.
    Bill responded with a crackling
    voice filled with anguish and
    disappointment, "This is awful!
    It's nothing like the Hell I
    visited the first time!! I can't
    believe this is happening!
    What happened to the other
    place....with the beaches and
    mountains and the beautiful
    "That was the screensaver," replied
  2. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh,
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Naomba nicheke kwa sauti kidogo.
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