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bill gates death!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Ze burner, Aug 6, 2011.

  1. Ze burner

    Ze burner JF-Expert Member

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    Bill Gates died in a car accident. He found himself in Purgatory being sized up by God...

    "Well, Bill, I'm really confused on this call. I'm not sure whether to send you to Heaven or Hell. After all, you enormously helped society by putting a computer in almost every home in the world and yet you created that ghastly Windows 95. I'm going to do something I've never done before. In your case, I'm going to let you decide where you want to go!"

    Bill replied, "Well, thanks, God. What's the difference between the two?"

    God said, "I'm willing to let you visit both places briefly if it will help you make a decision.""Fine, but where should I go first?"

    God said, "I'm going to leave that up to you."

    Bill said, "OK, then, let's try Hell first." So Bill went to Hell. It was a beautiful, clean, sandy beach with clear waters. There were thousands of beautiful women running around, playing in the water, laughing and frolicking about. The sun was shining and the temperature was perfect.

    Bill was very pleased. "This is great!" he told God, "If this is Hell, I REALLY want to see Heaven!"

    "Fine," said God and off they went. Heaven was a high place in the clouds, with angels drifting about playing harps and singing. It was nice but not as enticing as Hell. Bill thought for a quick minute and rendered his decision.

    "Hmm, I think I prefer Hell," he told God.

    "Fine," retorted God, "as you desire." So Bill Gates went to Hell. Two weeks later, God decided to check up on the late billionaire to see how he was doing in Hell.

    When God arrived in Hell, he found Bill shackled to a wall, screaming amongst the hot flames in a dark cave. He was being burned and tortured by demons. "How's everything going, Bill?" God asked.

    Bill responded, his voice full of anguish and disappointment, "This is awful, this is not what I expected. I can't believe this happened. What happened to that other place with the beaches and the beautiful women playing in the water?"

    God says, "That was the screen saver".
     
  2. The Boss

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    haaaa haaaaaaaaa
     
  3. Rogie

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    Haaahaaahaa
     
  4. Chimunguru

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaa tehetehetehe iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii hohohoho tihihihihi tohotohoiiooooooooo dah nimeipenda kweli hiiii
     
  5. Maria Roza

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    Kwi kwiwiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii lol kapatikana
     
  6. MziziMkavu

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    Where does Bill Gates come in?
    The research team, led by entomoligist Fredros Okumu of Tanzania's Ifakara Health Institute, has won a grant from Grand Challenges Canada and the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation to try out their contraptions. If Okumu's design works, he hopes his box-like traps can be cheaply produced all over East Africa, giving small, remote towns a way to prevent the spread of malaria using resources they already have. "It's a bold idea," says Peter A. Singer, a physician who heads Grand Challenges Canada, a government development agency. "Who would have thought there was a life-saving technology working in your laundry basket?"
     
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    Shery Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!kaingia chaka!
     
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    Chaka kama la kondoo vile.
     
  9. DSN

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    very nice and humour story
     
  10. Kyalow

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    duh! noma...
     
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    Ndo akome,ujanja ukiuzidisha?...........
     
  12. First Born

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    Mungu mjanja bwana, hapo kapigwa changala macho.
     
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    hahaaa, nimewahi kufungua thinking it was real,, haaaah
     
  14. sweetlady

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    hahahahaha!

    Kapatikana kweli kweli.
     
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    mchimba kisima huingia mwenyewe
     
  16. Money Maker

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    Ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaa!
     
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    haha haha haha kwa kweli nimefurahi!
     
  18. King'asti

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    lol! the moral of the story: u might know mighty stuff, afu ukashindwa kutambua vitu vidogo kabisa! i bet he ddnt even shuffle the beach,angegusa keypad angejua ni screensaver!
     
  19. Ze burner

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    inaonekana hata keyboard yenyewe hakuiona.
     
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    duuu hii kali..
     
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