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Bila shaka ulizaliwa tarehe... !

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaguar, Jul 3, 2011.

  1. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    [STEP1]>>Add 18 to your birth month. [STEP2]>>Multiply by 25. [STEP3]>>Subtract 333. [STEP4]>>Multiply by 8. [STEP5]>>Subtract 554. [STEP6]>>Divide by 2. [STEP7]>>Add your birth date. [STEP8]>>Multiply by 5. [STEP9]>>Add 692. [STEP10]>>Multiply by 20. [STEP11]>>Add only the last two digits of your birth year,e.g if it is 1988 add 88. [STEP12]>>Subtract 32940 to get your birthday!EXAMPLE:If the answer is123199,it means you were born on December 31,1999.
     
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    Shery Member

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    Du! Nimefanya kweli imekuja,thanx 4 that idea.
     
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    kingxvi JF-Expert Member

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    haina hata maana sababu kuna sehemu unasema add ur brith ingekuwa si iwekimo afu ndo naitafuta ingekuwa na maana coz unatafuta kitu ambacho nacho unakiandika humo humo unakijua
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    sawa sawa mkuu!!!
     
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    kwa vile sipendi hesabu nimeshindwa hata kuangalia hizo formula.
    Kwa heri !
     
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    Sweetlove Member

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    Sugi naomba upite hapa panakuhusu sana!
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    Yaani mimi hapo ni kizunguzungu tu!
     
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    Kamuna JF-Expert Member

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    Tuko pamoja!Jamaa anaturudisha tulikopiga F.
     
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    E=mcsquared JF-Expert Member

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    Jangala;
    Mimi hii puzzle yako naweza kuiita vicious circle of algorithm/arithmetics.
    You are abusing watu waliofanya mathematics at higher levels. Hii ni puzzle ya kuwapa watoto wa shule ya msingi per ce. Hata "o" level haistahili kuwepo, si mahala pake!
     
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    Mdau Mkuu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimejaribu kilichotokea n siri yangu,duh kweli BAM sikuipenda kwa dhati ya moyo wangu,sina hamu!
     
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    mamanzara JF-Expert Member

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    You are right, hesabu ni sawa lakini huwezi kutafuta kitu ambacho unakifahamu.
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    E=miss squared; Hapa sijaweka puzzle na wala sija-declare kwamba material niliyoandika ni 'pasua kichwa',ikibidi hata mwanao anaenyonya mwambie apitie ataelewa tu!
     
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    Hi kweli Joke maana unajipa tabu kutafuta ki2 ambacho unakijua. Jamani ingekuwa hivyo watu wasingechukia Hesabu.
     
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    Ave Ave Maria JF-Expert Member

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    Harooo nasemiifi, ware wote wasiochua birth date & birth month zao, wache haba warisolfu hiro rihesapu harakaaa!
     
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    kisute Member

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    final product yako ni itakuonesha mwezi uliozaliwa kisha tarehe na mwaka.
    asante
     
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    Jaguar mimi nimekubali, kweli imetulia ila kila mtu anamtazamo wake usikasirike kwa wanaosaga
     
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    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    Sijakasirika,mi nacheka tu hapa,najua tatizo ni nini mpaka watu wanakuwa wakali!!
     
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    Mi nimejaribu nimepata jibu sawa na tarehe yangu ya kuzaliwa. Ni safi kwa kuchangamsha akili, so big up achana na wanaoponda wakifikiri kwamba wao ndio kila kitu
     
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    Acha uvivu weye!
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    Huyu bwana thread zake zinawatenga watu
     
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