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Bibi kizee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Slave, Jan 14, 2012.

  1. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Bibi kizee alimshtaki kijana aliye mbaka,na siku ya kesi hakimu alianza kwa kumhoji bibi na mahojiano yalikuwa hivi: hakimu:> bibi siku unabakwa nani alishuhudia ili aje kuwa shahidi? BIBI:> Baba hakimu huyu kijana alitaka kunibakia peupe peee mie nikamshauri tusogee pembeni kidogo maana hiyo njia huwa wanapita wajukuu zangu toka matembezi kwahiyo hakuna alie tuona.HAKIMU:>pamoja na hayo kwanini hukupiga kelele za kuomba msaada? BIBI:>Mheshimiwa hakimu hivi unafikiri nilikumbuka hata hayo?nilikuwa nasikia raha ya ajabu.HAKIMU:>sasa kwanini umemshtaki kama ndiyo hivyo? BIBI:>Mimi nataka anioe tu maana kanikumbushia mwenyewe.
     
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    inaonekana bibi alienjoy
     
  3. Slave

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    ha ha haa bibi noma sijui ilikuaje kama mheshimiwa aligoma pendekezo lake.
     
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    bibi lazima atakuwa alikomaa mpaka aolewe ahaaahaaa bibi alinogewa
     
  5. Slave

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    hahahaa! Yaan bibi noma.anaambiwa kwanini hakupiga kelele?yeye aka nipige kelele tena,
     
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    inaelekea bibi alimic muda mrefu hio ki2 that why anataka aendelee...
     
  7. Mshume Kiyate

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    Bibi nuksi kumbe alikuwa anasikilizia mautamu!
     
  8. Ngalikihinja

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    Huyu bibi lazima atakuwa Muhaya...
     
  9. Slave

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    ...inawezekana kweli sasa zali likamdondokea ikabidi akomae nalo.
     
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    Siyo Mhehe kweli ?
     
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    Ututake radhi siye wahaya,ebooooo we ****** nini?
     
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    Ni MS or FF bira shaca!
     
  13. Slave

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    Shauri yako wakikusikia
     
  14. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Mwacheni ff wangu jamani apumzike
     
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    Ngalikihinja JF-Expert Member

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    Kwani wahaya hamfanyi?
     
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    bibi asali ilimnogea sasa bora alazimishe kuchonga mzinga kabisa.
     
  17. Slave

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    haah!haah!haaaaaaaa bibi katumia za mjini mjini.
     
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    TUMY JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ahhaa ha h aha :lol::lol::lol: hapo inabidi njemba ichague kwenda jela kwani ombi la bibi ni gumu zaidi
     
  19. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    tumy stop!stop! Hivyo hivyo usiendelee.unampango mbaya na mbavu zetu.nime image huo mvutano njemba ina force ifungwe jela wakati bibi nae anaforce ndoa.hahahahahahaaaaa
     
  20. Slave

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    sasa kapa .
     
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