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Bibi Kizee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Titus, Jun 5, 2008.

  1. Titus

    Titus Member

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    Mahakamani. Kijana wa miaka 22 anashitakiwa kumbaka bibi kizee wa watu.

    Hakimu: Bibi hebu ieleze mahakama kilichotokea.
    Bibi Kizee: Nimelala nyumbani kwangu usiku wa manane, Mlango unavunjiliwa mbali na anaingia huyu kijana, aliyesimama pale.
    Hakimu: Endelea, Bibi.
    Bibi Kizee: Si akanivua nguo zote nan alafu kunipanda.
    Hakimu: Enhee!
    Bibi Kizee: Akawa anakata kushoto, mimi kulia. Alidhani mimi bwege!
    Hakimu: Enhee!
    Bibi Kizee: Kila akikata, na mimi najibu!
    Hakimu: Sasa tatizo lilokuleta hapa mahakamani ni nini?
    Bibi Kizee: Ajenge ule mlango aliouvunja!

    Hakimu Akabaki domo wazi.....
     
  2. TIMING

    TIMING JF-Expert Member

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    Lol.........
     
  3. Bubu Msemaovyo

    Bubu Msemaovyo JF-Expert Member

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    Weekend njema wana JF this is the "weekend story"
     
  4. k

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    naona kumekuchwa weekend njema!
     
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