Taz
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- Feb 14, 2012
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Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer
Touch yourself with confidence
We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves*.
But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong?
It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won't/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet's nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will.
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Maybe you did, so best to be safe
Of course, we're not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it's just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you're anything like the team at Firebox HQ, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas.
But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry).
With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact.Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!
*Only considered 'Famously' if you are a fan of great Australian 80's rock, or Blondie covers.
Touch yourself with confidence
We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves*.
But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong?
It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won't/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet's nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will.
.
Maybe you did, so best to be safe
Of course, we're not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it's just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you're anything like the team at Firebox HQ, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas.
But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry).
With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact.Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!
*Only considered 'Famously' if you are a fan of great Australian 80's rock, or Blondie covers.
