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Biashara: Uligusa pabaya? Usijali!!!!!!!!!!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Taz, Jul 15, 2012.

  1. Taz

    Taz JF-Expert Member

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    Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer

    Touch yourself with confidence

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    We touch our surroundings, we touch our food, we touch each other and like the Divinyls famously sang, sometimes we touch ourselves*.

    But what happens when all of this touching goes horribly, dirtily, inappropriately wrong?

    It might surprise you to know that we aren't actually doctors, so we won't/can't bore you with all the complicated medical terms, but suffice it to say that your genitals are a veritable hornet's nest of bacterium, a tropical hotbed if you will.
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    Maybe you did, so best to be safe

    Of course, we're not suggesting you avoid your downstairs area altogether, it's just that sometimes we forget to wash our hands afterwards. And if you're anything like the team at Firebox HQ, barely an hour goes by without a round of high fives or congratulatory hugs and handshakes. Uh oh! Potentially awkward social faux pas.

    But never fear, because help is at hand. (Sorry).

    With the Maybe You Touched Your Genitals Hand Sanitizer we bring you the number one after-genital-contact hand sanitizing lotion, proven to eliminate 99.99% of germs on contact.Meaning that now you can touch yourself as much (or as little) as you like without unleashing a catastrophic plague of your genital germs on friends and colleagues. High five!


    *Only considered 'Famously' if you are a fan of great Australian 80's rock, or Blondie covers.
     
  2. Bishanga

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    Mkuu inauzwa wapi hii? Bongo ipo?
     
  3. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    tena kanunua, maana wee mikono yako ina vyumba na godoro kabisa huko kwenye jenitoz zako.

     
  4. Erotica

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    mie wangu asinunue, napenda harufu ya mikono yake akijishika. teh teh teh.
     
  5. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    unapenda kunawiwa eh Kongosho?
     
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  6. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    mambo ya koni wapenda weye?
     
  7. Erotica

    Erotica JF-Expert Member

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    wewe si ulikuwa waomba lolipop? haya ya koni yametoka wapi tena? au unataka nigei?
     
  8. Taz

    Taz JF-Expert Member

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    Madam, inafaa kwa wanawake pia. Kuna wanawake wengine ukijifanya kumbusu mikono kimahaba unahisi ni kama alikua sardine kwa kutumia vidole vyake kumbe alijigusa tu. hizi zinawafaa sana.
     
  9. Taz

    Taz JF-Expert Member

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    Darling, we have a special product for him then...
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    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Whaaaaat, kale kaharufu ka mbeleni kwa mdada mie hoi! Wadada musitumie hii, mtakuwa mnaninyanyasa.
     
  11. Erotica

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    Bring this way, uko vipi papito?
     
  12. Taz

    Taz JF-Expert Member

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    Inategemea kaka yangu. unaweza kupenda ya girlfriend wako ila uchukie ya Boss wako au ya ndugu zako. Pia girlfriend wako anaweza asitumii akiwa na wewe ila utapenda atumie akiwa na boss wake, rafiki zake au ndugu zake, sio? Nunua biashara hiyo, ukinunua kabla ya August 1st unapata 15% Discount. Delivery ni free Dar Es Salaam, Mwanza na Arusha
     
  13. Taz

    Taz JF-Expert Member

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    I'm cool, doing my thing. How have you been? we ukija kwangu usitumie tafadhali...
     
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