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Bi Harusi.....

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Boflo, Oct 10, 2012.

  1. Boflo

    Boflo JF-Expert Member

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    [h=5]MUME; baada ya kuoa ikawa anamwambia BI~HARUSI mke wangu! Nina Mambo 2 ya Kufurahisha na Kuhuzunisha je nianze Kukwambia lipi?
    MKE: Anza la Kufurahisha
    MUME: Akamuonyesha Uume wake; "Akamwambia umeuona MUZIKI huu ni Inchi~9
    MKE: Akafurahi ikamtoka WAOW! akalibusu kwenye kichwa Mwaaaaa.. Akasema~tena Haya~niambie la Kuhuzunisha
    MUME; Dude lote hili lkn Halisimami;
    MKE; Akapoteza Fahamu![/h]
     
  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Du lingesimama si lingeenda hadi nchi 15? bora liwe la kibisa hivyo hivyo asije akaua kizazi cha mkewe,ndio maana wanasema shake well before use yeye(m/ke) kakubali kuuziwa mbuzi kwenye gunia
     
  3. Tram Almasi

    Tram Almasi JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee, hii mambo hii. Hahahahaha!
     
  4. Root

    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahah duh 9" si utani aiseee
    Hapo kwenye kusinzia ni noma aiseee naona lazima tuwe tunajaribu kabla kwani waweza oa mtu hana ndoa yenyewe

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  5. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Tobaaa weee me lazma nlie hapo then ntafute safar ya kwetu

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  6. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    ndo mambo gani wakati umeolewa
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Ngoja nikalipime hili kitu langu lina urefu kiasi gani nije nitangaze hapa
     
  8. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    Dude la nchi tisa ni ulemavu, lazima lisisimame
     
  9. COURTESY

    COURTESY JF-Expert Member

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    duh aisee hii hatari!
     
  10. Ndahani

    Ndahani JF-Expert Member

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    Boflo nawe....huna maana kabisa!
     
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  11. snowhite

    snowhite JF-Expert Member

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    Boflo kwa hiyo unanialert mapema au!!?ahahahahhahhahhhaha una mambo we mtu.!mie hoi.
     
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  12. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    halooooooooooooooooo........
     
  13. mwaJ

    mwaJ Tanzanite Member

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  14. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Ndiyo akome, wakiambiwa maisha ya leo usinunue gari bila kutest jiko (injini) wanajifanya walokole, sasa limemkuta anajifanya kuzimia kwani akiamka atalikuta limesimama?
     
  15. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Kumbe na nyinyi mnapenda kuduu eeeh?

    Hiyo hali ndiyo kipimo cha uvumilivu kwa mwenzi wako,badala ya kumtafutia tiba unakimbilia wapi sasa,
     
  16. Myakubanga

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    Mafundisho ya biblia yanasemaje?
     
  17. Paloma

    Paloma JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaaaaaaaaa dah!!! hivi kuna dawa ya kupunguza uume....?
     
  18. grafani11

    grafani11 JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu kwani wanaoiba, wanaozini, wala rushwa, wachungaji wanaokula kondoo, wauaji na wengine kama hao hawaijui biblia vizuri?
     
  19. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Halafu we Boflo unamatatizo sana!
     
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  20. Blaki Womani

    Blaki Womani JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah Boflo.....hana haja ya kuzinduka inabidi apitilize
     
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