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Beware of unknown number

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by mtoto wa mfugaj, Feb 7, 2012.

  1. mtoto wa mfugaj

    mtoto wa mfugaj Senior Member

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    Unknown No.1

    Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
    Girl:Yes.Who are you?

    It's your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!


    Unknown No.2

    Hi do you have a boyfriend?
    Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?

    It's your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
    Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question

    Yes,it's me, your dad.We'll have a long talk this weekend!
     
  2. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    Haaaaa sipokei anon #s nimeziblock
     
  3. Domowazi

    Domowazi JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaaa
     
  4. Geraldo DaVinci

    Geraldo DaVinci JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Amepatikana hehehe
     
  5. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Kama sjaielewa flani
     
  6. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Duh! Kaingia chaka twice!
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe mombo ni soo
     
  8. MNYISANZU

    MNYISANZU JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhhh nimepotea jukwaa! Sorry wahusika!
     
  9. ZENITH

    ZENITH JF-Expert Member

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    @[456:0]
     
  10. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    yalaaaa.... Duh? Huyu dad chizi kwel kwel ndo kumpeleleza mwanae kwa namna hyo kha?
     
  11. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    hapo nasingizia nilipoteza simu na line yake,
     
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