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Beware of a Rabbit!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Endangered, Apr 15, 2012.

  1. Endangered

    Endangered JF-Expert Member

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    There's a bear and a rabbit in t he woods and they come a cross a golden frog. They think this is an amazing discovery and they're even more amazed when it starts talking to them . The golden frog admits that he doesn't often meet people, but when he does he gives them three wishes. He tells them that they can have three wishes each. The bear immediately asks that the frog to make all the other bears in the forest female, which he does immediately. The rabbit, after thinking for a while, asks for a crash helmet. It appears in his paws and he places it on his head. The bear is amazed at this, but carries on with his next wish, which is that all the bears in the neighbouring forests be female as well, and thus it is so! The rabbit then wishes that he could have a motorcycle. It appears before him and he climbs onboard and starts revving the engine. The bear couldn't believe it and he tells the rabbit that he's just wasted two good wishes. Still shaking his head, he makes his final wish, "that all the other bears in the world are female as well. "The frog replies that it has be end one and then they both turn to the rabbit for his last wish. The rabbit revs up the engine, shouts, "I wish for the bear to be gay!" and screams off into the distance as fast as he can.
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  2. the axis

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    ah ah ah ! that is one of the best joke i have ever had
     
  3. C

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    Dah, aaah teh teh teh....
     
  4. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha. so pamoja na kuomba wawe wa kike, hawezi kuwa naniliii
     
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