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Best excuse by a female married employee

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kimbweka, Nov 23, 2011.

  1. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    This incident, is supposed to have happened in real life.

    My friend, who is a the head of Human Resources at a very large bank, says that the best excuse for absenteeism, that he had ever received in his career of almost 22 years, was from a female Indian employee, at their bank's head quarters at Pretoria, South Africa, in July, 2010. He says when the lady, was questioned on why she remained absent the previous day, she simply replied.......

    "But sir, I had no option. My husband was on casual leave yesterday and was at home. By mistake he took pills from the wrong bottle in our medicine cabinet and ended up consuming an over-dose of Viagra! Now how could I have left him, all alone at home, with the house-maid? "
     
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    Mtumishi Wetu JF-Expert Member

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    Kimbweka kweli nimeamini wewe ni mgonjwa wa hayo mambo, nakuona saana kwenye upande fulani pole saana !!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    The Lady was very very reasonable!
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Viagra overdose!! Lol the two of them unsufficient to relief the man!hahahahaha
     
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    asmara Member

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    the house girl used to cool him down, it was just ur panic.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaahaa kali
     
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    chevajo New Member

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    what was viagra for inside the house. hahahaha she exposed how her husband is weak until boosts
     
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    Machamle Member

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    Gari haiwaki mpaka betri iwe boosted (atumie viagra uh.........!
     
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